Writing is hard work. Whether it be a novel, short story, or blog post, writing requires a lot of concentration and time. I’ve read many articles since I started writing that give advice on different aspects of the craft: how to start, dealing with writers block, keeping your plot interesting, etc. I’ve read a lot of threads in the forums where published authors talk about how they did it and give tips on how to succeed at finishing, then publishing a book. However, there is one bit of information that I have found lacking in all the reading I’ve done: How do you write anything when you have kids in the house?
Now I am not a published author, I am currently working on finishing my second book, but I do have a fair bit of experience writing with monsters children in the house. When I started writing my first book, I had three boys under three – a three-year-old set of twins and a one-year-old. Somehow despite this, I was able to finish the first draft of my book while, and at the same time, taking care of three toddlers.
I know a lot of you out there have kids and write, I see posts about it on Twitter all the time. So I thought I might share how I managed it. I will confess though, that I have an ulterior motive. Just because I’ve done well so far, doesn’t mean I know everything. And I’m kind of hoping you have some advice to share with me in the comments. Every little bit helps. 😉 But let’s get to it. How do you write with kids in the house?
Hint #1: Distractions
Okay, I’m probably going to get in trouble for this one, but one of the main ways I get quiet in the house is electronic distractions. At 2 pm every day, my kids get video game time, which lasts until dinner. This gives me three to four-ish hours of semi-silence every afternoon. I say semi-silence because if you’ve ever listened to a group of boys playing video games, you’ll know it’s not really that quiet. But it does keep them from running back and forth down the hall and playing pirates and ninjas behind my head for a decent stretch of time.
Now I’m not saying that you need to park your kids in front of the TV all day to write, but having something that will keep their attentions and doesn’t need a lot of supervision is a great way to get in writing time during the day. Movies work well too, but my kids like interactive things far better.
Hint #2: Write at Night
For a long time the only way I could write was if the house was completely silent. With toddlers, this doesn’t happen unless they are asleep. So during the day, I would clean house, do laundry, pay bills, whatever it was that needed doing that day got done while the kids were awake. Then at 8 pm, it was bedtime and I wrote until I couldn’t keep my eyes open.
This method has a few drawbacks, however. One is if you have a spouse or partner, you never get to do anything with them without the kids around as all you do at night is write. Also, you don’t end up with a lot of relaxation time for the same reason. Luckily, I grew out of my needing complete silence phase and now only do the ‘write all night’ thing once or a week or so.
I’ve also seen people who get up super early and write before their families wake up. To those people I tip my hat. Mornings and I are not friends.
Hint #3: Schedules
As I mentioned in the hints above, everyday at 2 pm is video game time and every night at 8 pm is bedtime (for the kids). But this is not the extent of my scheduling. At its peak, my schedule broke down what I was working on every hour of the day. And heaven help anyone who interrupted it!
My schedule is slightly more relaxed now, but I do find that scheduling when I’m going to write, as well as when I’m going to do other ‘must be done’ things in the house, makes my life ten times easier and makes me more likely to actually get them done. Even if it’s just scheduling thirty minutes during the day to jot down ideas or proofread what you wrote the night before, having it set on paper or written on a calendar, makes a big difference.
Hint #4: Get Help
This one is tricky. First, you have to have someone willing to help you by taking over and letting you get some writing done. Then you have to be willing to let them help you. I had a hard time with the second part of that (as my husband will be happy to tell you). I felt bad bothering people and so I tried to do everything by myself all the time, and that really didn’t work.
When I finally let my husband take over once or twice a week after work, I was able to get so much more done it was truly ridiculous. Now I did have to trade off him watching the kids for him getting a night out gaming with the guys once a week, but it was a good trade and it really made both of us much happier.
This would also work if you have a friend or family member that has ever offered to babysit. Let them do it. Get some writing done. You’ll feel better, trust me.
Hint #5: Be Organized
It’s great having a schedule to refer to and keep you on track. But if you don’t have dinner planned out or remember last minute that you’ve completely run out of laundry soap and your kids are still running around in their pajamas at four in the afternoon, then the best schedule in the world isn’t going to help you.
I will admit, I’m still not great at this one. I am very organized online, but you should see my desk! There have been times where the kids have been playing nicely, the housework is done, and I’ve decided to quick sit down and work on my story, only to find my notes buried under piles of mail or lost in my inbox. Having to sort through your entire desk to find something you need to write the next chapter is not only time consuming, when you have kids, it can be a deal breaker. You have a finite amount of time to write in peace, use it well. Keep your desk and life as organized as possible!
Hint #6: Know Your Kids
This one is true for a lot of things when dealing with kids. If you know your youngest gets really cranky before naptime, then that’s probably not a good time to try and sneak some writing in. If your kids bounce off the walls when you feed them chocolate chip cookies, then maybe those should be an after writing time snack. If they fight over one specific toy every time they play with it, then it might be best to hide that toy before you sit down to write.
This is also true with husbands. If it’s game night (football or D&D), then working in the same room as him is probably going to be a bit distracting.
Hint #7: Write With Your Kids
I figured this one out almost by accident and it really only started working recently. If I need to get something written and the kids are awake and bored, sometimes I can get them to have writing time with me. I sit at my computer and type and they color story pictures to hang on the fridge. I can see this working even better with older kids, if they are interested in writing. It’s also a fun way to spend time with my kids and actually get things done at the same time.
I hope I’ve given you some good tips, and I hope you have some for me as well. Overall, writing with kids in the house is hard, but manageable. And I wouldn’t give up writing or my kids for anything on earth!
