Top 10 Things To Do in a Fictional Castle
 

10 Things To Do in Fictional Castles

Article

 
Monthly Short Story Winner: Story Generator
 

Monthly Short Story Winner

"Conan Meets Nietzsche"

 
Tyrant’s Throne by Sebastien de Castell
 

Tyrant’s Throne by Sebastien de Castell

Review

 

Fantasy-Faction World Tour of Wonderment: The Netherlands

Welcome back to the Fantasy-Faction World Tour of Wonderment, where I aim to shine the spotlight on individual nations and their contributions to the fantasy world. So up to now we have had Italy, the land of pizza and Pinocchio, and Scotland, the small but mighty home of luminescent fizzy drinks and boys that fly.

Today we’re heading to The Netherlands.

The Netherlands, which I might occasionally refer to as Holland for the sake of my lazy fingers has one of the richest histories in all the world.

N.b Although many people think Holland is another name for The Netherlands, it is actually the name of two of the provinces that make up the country.

The Dutch have given us the microscope, the telescope, the stock market and the compact disc. They were the first Europeans to discover Australia, New Zealand and Fiji; and they were also the first people to observe and identify both spermatozoa – Insert Red Light District joke here – and bacteria.

In many ways Holland is a fantasy in its own right. Roughly a third of the entire country is below sea level and due to a fantastic network of barriers and dams, the Nederland people drained the water from certain areas and literally created new land to live on. I was recently in a town called Emmeloord in the north of The Netherlands, and while there I was told that before 1943 the entire town was nothing but water. It really is rather spectacular when you realise that you’re walking on roads that are younger than your grandparents.

BitterballenWhat isn’t generally spectacular though, is the cuisine. Like in England, most Dutch food is big and hearty but fades like an old t-shirt when compared to the culinary big boys like Italy and China. Thanks to Pulp Fiction, we all already know that the people of Holland bloody love a bit of mayonnaise on their chips (fries, frietjes). But if you ever visit the country then be sure to try stroopwafels and bitterballen. Stroopwafels are thin waffles with a syrup inside, and outside of Holland they can be bought from your local Starbucks for the cool price of your first born child. Bitterballen are a kind of deep fried meaty thing which are hard to describe and even harder to stop eating.

Fun Fact: The word coleslaw actually comes from the Dutch, koolsla, which means cabbage salad.

The Netherlands is famous for many things from fantastic tolerance laws, to football (Go Oranjes!) to bikes and even tulips – The Netherlands is the world’s biggest exporter of flowers don’t-cha-know.

Of all the clean things it is famous for, in some circles Holland is most famous for producing great cheese. They say that the reason Dutch Edam cheese is so tasty is because it’s made backwards…Gettit? Edam…Made backwards…

Luckily for you, I have a whole bunch of cheese jokes so if you make it through to the end of the article I’ll give you another. No charge.

What the Dutch are not so famous for outside of their own country though, is fantasy. Fantasy as a genre is there and has been for a long time. In fact it’s huge, but unfortunately very little gets translated in to English so much of the world misses what’s produced. So I would recommend you getting one of these soon. Otherwise you’re missing out.

Dutch For Dummies
That’s my best dummy face by the way.

Okay, let us start off this fantasy round up with one of the greatest characters in modern fantasy. That’s right ladies and gents, may I present to you, the tiny world of David the gnome.

The Secret Book of Gnomes

The Secret Book of Gnomes was a series of books containing stories about gnomes (obviously) and guides to teach people how gnomes lived their lives, what they ate and the difficulties they might come up against. They told us that different gnomes are distinguished by their habitats and that gnomes live to be exactly 400 years old. They are strict vegetarians and have a close relationship with the world around them.

The books were written as if David, the protagonist gnome, was writing them himself, but in fact they were written by Wil Huygen from Amersfoort, NL and illustrated by Rien Poortvliet.

The Secret Book of Gnomes was turned in to a cartoon called The World of David the Gnome. As I kid I loved this show. Much like Captain Planet, it was firmly geared at spreading the message of conservation, recycling and generally respecting the environment. However, much like many kids, I was less concerned with the messages and more interested in the fantasy world and the angry trolls.

Before David the Gnome, I had always thought of trolls as being big, green lumbering things that dragged huge wooden clubs and dwelled beneath bridges, occasionally bothering billygoats. It turns out that trolls are actually these creepy, hairy fellows who are masters of magic and could rule the world if they weren’t always thwarted due to their stupidity.

There was something about their eyes that scared that pants off of me…

The World of David the Gnome was translated in to twelve different languages, and shown around the world. Bizarrely, the show was never translated in to Dutch.

Illustrators

While we’re on the idea of animated fantasy I just want to point out two Dutch illustrators of whose work I promise you, you will know.

Harmsen Van Der Beek

First, we have Harmsen Van Der Beek. The name might not ring a bell but it was this guy who created and drew the Noddy characters for Enid Blyton’s books when they were first published. He created the look of all of your favourites from Noddy to Big Ears to Mr Plod. Even today, over sixty years since they were first published, the Noddy books are still amongst the most popular kids book in the world.

The next guy is one of the most popular illustrators in the world, perhaps you’ve heard of him…

M. C. Escher

M. C. Escher drawings adorn walls in pretty much any waiting room or library you have ever been in. With odd angles and strange geometries, his drawings have inspired thousands of authors far more than any posters of cats ‘hanging in there’. His works also have a heavy influence on pop culture with everything from The Matrix to Flight of the Conchords lyrics giving the nod to his drawings.

Despite Stewie Griffin calling it ‘Crazy Stairs,’ the picture below is called Relativity and is perhaps Escher’s most famous piece of work. Without this great picture, Sarah would have saved her brother Toby from the Goblin King far quicker at the end of the movie Labyrinth.

M.C. Escher

The Netherlands On Film

The Dutch have a huge influence on both the big and small screen in the realm of fantasy. Famke Jansen a.k.a Jean Grey from the X-men films and sexy femme fatale Xenia Onnatopp (snigger) from Goldeneye is in fact from Amstelveen, just South of Amsterdam. N.b. Thank you to Hans and Jack in the comments.

If you remember the Addams Family films form the 90s then Lurch in those films was Carel Struycken the giant from Den Haag (The Hague). Still not impressed? Well, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade was co-written by Dutchman Menno Meyjes.

Let us not forget the ever awesome Rutger Hauer, who has been in everything including the 90s Buffy The Vampire Slayer film, Sin City and Batman Begins. In fact, he’s been in so many things that it might be worth you getting a paternity test…just saying.

Possibly the greatest Dutch influence on the fantasy and sci-fi genre on film though has to come from the great Paul Verhoeven. This man has directed some of the big screen greats including Robocop, Starship Troopers and even Total Recall. Horny fanboys and tissue sales around the world owe a lot to this Dutchman because without him we may have never witnessed the chest of a lady with three breasts.

Literature

Okay this is where the meaty bits are but you’re going to have to crack out that Dutch For Dummies that I advised you to get because the most important thing to know about Dutch fantasy in literature is that there is a huge amount of it but very little is translated in to English.

The first place to look for Dutch fantasy is at the awards. There are three annual awards that are dedicated to the fantasy genre. Most famous of which is probably the Paul Harland Prize (previously called the King Kong Award), which began in 1976 and is awarded exclusively for any original Dutch fantasy stories up to 10,000 words. The Unleashed award caters to shorter prose of between 2,000-6,000 words and finally there is the relatively new Fantastels award for original Dutch fantasy up to 12,000 words in length.

Many people have been kind enough over the last couple of weeks to give up their time and suggest Dutch fantasy authors that you need to read. There were so many suggestions but consensus seemed to fall on eleven names with four repeatedly stressed so I shall focus on these four.

Paul Harland

When you search for works of Dutch fantasy, the name that comes up the most is of the late, great Mr Paul Harland. He wrote many novels including one in English – The Hand That Takes. He often collaborated with other popular authors and even produced Systems of Romance with Paul Evenblij, which was a collection of short stories and was released to huge critical acclaim amongst the English speaking market. Harland won the King Kong Award for Dutch sci-fi, fantasy and horror, a feat that has since been matched but never beaten. He died prematurely in 2003 at the age of 43. After his death, the King Kong Award was renamed the Paul Harland Prize in his honour.

Tais Teng

Tais Teng was decribed to me by Dutch publisher and former SF-Terra Chief Editor, Theo Barkel as “…one of the best Dutch writers… His imagination is so good [with] a great humour”. Teng is a prolific author, his website says he has had close to two hundred short stories published some of which are in English. Throughout his career he has collaborated with some of the best authors in the business including Paul Harland and has even won the Paul Harland Prize four times, a number that has only been matched by Harland himself.

His works have been translated in to many languages and his latest book The Emerald Boy is proving to be so popular that it has just been released to the American market. Teng is also a sculptor and an artist.

You should check out his website where you can read some of his English short stories and also view his fantastic art work. Definitely worth a visit.

Paul Evanby

Paul Evanby is considered by most to be ‘the’ modern Dutch fantasy author to read. He first won the Paul Harland Prize in 1988 and was the youngest author ever to do so; he then won it again in 2001. In 1995, he collaborated with Paul Harland and produced the English-language collection of short stories entitled Systems of Romance, which was critically lauded for its original ideas and intelligent prose. One of Evanby’s short stories “I” was released in a British anthology called The Elastic Book of Numbers, which won the 2006 British Fantasy Award for Best Anthology. Since then, Evanby has had two novels published, De Scrypturist and De Vloedvormer (The Flood Shaper) both of which fall under the series title The Living Black. The books were described as ‘steampunk without steam engine,’ over at www.Ezzulia.nl and have both received rave reviews in The Netherlands. These titles are currently only available in Dutch.

I would definitely recommend reading Evanby’s short stories “I” and “A Thousand Trains Out Of Here,” both of which are in English and available on his website.

Paul Van Loon

Mr Van Loon is one of the most prolific authors in The Netherlands today. This year he released his 101st book in a career that spans twenty-five years. Among his many stories and novels, he has two major series: Dolf Weerwolfje which is available in England as Alfie The Werewolf and the series De Griezelbus (The Horror Bus) which was turned in to a Dutch language film in 2005. He was a part of De Griezelgenootschap (The Creepy Society) along with Tais Teng and became president of the society in the 90s. He has won the Dutch award for children’s literature ten times and would definitely be an author to check out if you have children or, like me, love kids stories.

W. J. Maryson

Maryson, who also wrote under his real name Wim Stolk, was described to me as ‘the most successful fantasy writer in Holland’. He was the organiser and a frequent judge of the King Kong awards which later became the Paul Harland Prize. In 2004, he won the Elf Fantasy Award for The Lord of the Depths. He then won a Paul Harland himself in 2007, for his short story “Nietzsche Station” and later won second place at the 2010 Unleashed awards. In 2010, he released his first book to be translated in to English, The Tower of Romandor, and received mass critical praise for it. He was not just an author though, as Maryson was also a successful musician and released two albums before his death in March this year at the age of 60.
Below are a list of some of the other great Dutch authors you should check out if possible.

Django Mathijsen – Has won the Unleashed award three times and came second place for the Paul Harland award in 2009.

Thomas Olde Heuvelt – Won the Paul Harland Prize in 2009 and was called “One of Europe’s foremost talents of Fantastic Literature,” by the BBC. Not too shabby.

Jaap Boekestein – Won the Paul Harland Prize in 2003. Editor of Holland SF and Wander Waan.

Alex de Jong (aka Brad Winning) – Won the 2006 Unleashed award and has a strong presence in the online world of Dutch fantasy.

Peter Schaap – Not just an award winning author, but also a musician with hit songs in The Netherlands in the 70s.

Wim Gijsen – One of the most successful Dutch writers of modern fantasy. Most famous for his Deirdre trilogy and his Iskander de dromendief novels.

So there we are ladies and gents. The fantasy genre in The Netherlands is thriving and with our help it will only continue to grow. So go grab your copy of Dutch for Dummies and get learning, as there’s a big fantasy world out there to be discovered.

A huge thank you to Dian at SF Terra, Emile at Aeon (@twaeon for you Twitterati), and to Theo Barkel for being a patient and near limitless source of great information.

Stay tuned over the coming week for a very special follow up to this article.

Oh wait! I almost forgot. I promised you another Dutch cheese joke. Okay… ahem.

What did the Dutch cheese say when he looked in the mirror?

You’re looking Gouda…

Cheese

– Paul

Visit the other countries in our world tour here:

Italy
Scotland
The Caribbean
The Philippines – Part One
The Philippines – Part Two

Title image by Rob Carlos.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rating: 9.5/10 (13 votes cast)
Fantasy-Faction World Tour of Wonderment: The Netherlands, 9.5 out of 10 based on 13 ratings
Share

18 Comments

  1. Tina says:

    Paul the balls are called “bitterballen” and not bitteballen.
    You missed the actrices: Sylvia Kristel, Moneique van der Ven and Carice van Houten. Read about them on internet.
    A very famous writer is: Carry Slee. You cann’t miss her. And ofcourse Max Velthuijs. He wrote books about a frog. “Kikker” in Dutch.
    And Hollenad is famous because of the canals and because of their knowledgeof watermanagement.
    Just a few things. But stay a while in Holland and probably learn it a little familiar.
    If you are interested in Holland read as many books as possible from Geert Mak (historian),

  2. Paul Wiseall says:

    Hey Tina!
    There were loads of people I missed but that’s the problem with doing a short article like this. The main problem was that because this article is focused on Fantasy, people like the actresses and writer you mentioned don’t quite fit with it. I love Carice van Houten by the way, she’s fantastic in Zwartboek – another Paul Verheoven 😀

    I was really surprised actually because under the fantasy element there were very few female writers I could find any information about because as you may have noticed there weren’t that many ladies in my article.
    I wanted to include Sophia Drenth, Anne-Claire Verham, Anne Witberg and Katrien Rutten but the problem was that I could not find anything more than about two or three sentences on any of them.
    If you search for Dutch fantasy authors on Google the replies are almost entirely men as are the winners and runners up of both the Paul Harland and the Unleashed awards. Of all the emails of suggestions I got from people your end of the world the above four names were the only females out of 54 unique suggestions.

    Do you think you could help me find out anything more about them?

    And thanks for spotting my mistake on the bitterballen. I would like to blame it on my lazy fingers forgetting the R but nope I just got the spelling wrong. Sacrilege! I will change it now and I will also certainly check out Geert Mak. He sounds familiar…
    I would love to move to The Netherlands but for now I have few options other than to keep reading my Dutch for Dummies book 😀

  3. Gio Clairval says:

    Interesting. I’ve always loved the Netherlands (I visited several times).

    I have a question, though. Did the Dutch eat all female writers and artists?

    • Paul Wiseall says:

      Hey. Looking at it now it definitely seems that way although it was never intentional. I really had a problem finding anything more than about two or three sentences on any female fantasy writers (I mention this in an above comment) and in the end I hit the deadline and had to run with what I had.
      Looking at the comments though, it seems like there are loads which is fantastic. Perhaps I’ll do a follow up to this article 😀

  4. Looking forward to hearing you pronounce De Griezelgenootschap. Great article, and great dummy face. Hope you’re planning a trip out to the US as part of our world tour…

    • Paul Wiseall says:

      Gree-zel-jen-noo…
      Grizzle-gent-sssh…
      This is going to take me a while.
      I’ve sat around Europe for three articles now so I shall definitely be coming to your side of the world soon. However, with these articles I llke to find countries with a rich amount of fantasy that people might not realise was there or might know but not realise was from there. Peter Pan and Jekyll & Hyde from Scotland are great examples of this.
      I will definitely come to the US but for the moment I’m more intrigued with places like, say the Caribbean or Mexico. Perhaps after the world tour I could do a state by state tour of the US… that could be cool!

  5. hans says:

    A very good and interesting article. Bravo for the research done and for being a good ambassador for The Netherlands. Just a little geographical error : Amstelveen is situated south (not north) of Amsterdam, but I forgive you for that.
    Hope you will do soon more of this interesting articles!

    • Paul Wiseall says:

      Aww shucks. Thanks Hans, I spent hours trawling Google but nothing was as useful as the people at Aeon, SF-Terra etc who helped me out hugely with great suggestions as to where to look.

      What’s even more annoying about the geographical error is that I even checked it on Googlemaps and KNEW that it was South and yet still I wrote North.

      I will be doing more, check back in a couple of weeks and thank you again.

  6. Thank you for this long article about my home country!

    Starting with the cooking part, I suggest you try the vleeskroket the next time. It’s basically the same as a bitterbal, but larger (longer) and cheaper; McDonald’s tried to fastfood them, but the McKroket is in taste a failure (like the bitterballen you can sometimes buy at McDonald’s). And of course a bitterbal can’t go without a “bitter”, or Jenever (gin) and a few cubes of cheese with mustard and slices of leverworst. Did you know vodka has also Dutch roots?
    Dutch cuisine is not as bad as many think, but the problem is dat either the wife, the mother or the granny cooks a traditional Dutch dish the very best, so, unfortunately, a foreigner can’t get good food in the restaurants. Try to get involved with locals next time when it comes to food, they might cook you something fabulous.
    What my foreign friends liked in Holland were the poffertjes. Try it! Just like “dutched” Indonesian food you can’t get anywhere else in the world, including Indonesia.

    As a tiny mistake: Amstelveen is south of Amsterdam, near Schiphol Airport. I think you can blame the effects of the funny smell in Amsterdam for that. Just in case readers here might end up in the canaljungle north of Amsterdam (where one can find the Zaanse Schans, where you can buy excellent mayonnaise and mustard).

    As for “good Dutch fantasy”: the list of writers is nearly endless, but alas and indeed, little has been translated to English. However, some manage to get a translation into Spanish or some other exotic language so some can try that. The Dutch also happily include the Flemish writers into their literature of the Low Countries. In anthologies, you can find both.
    Your picked some artists and a writer who are a bit outdated. And you certainly missed Anton Pieck, who, among other lauded work, designed most of the fantasy/fairy-tale themepark De Efteling.

    @ Gio Clairval: yes, drowned in mayonnaise and gulped down with a Heineken.
    No, just kidding! The two editions old Fantastels Award has been won by a women, twice: Bianca Mastenbroek and Linda Mulders. Furthermore, in the genre of fantasy, there are Kim ten Tusscher, Marieke Frankema, Rik Raven, Olga Berger, Christine Boomsma and Boukje Balder who all recently published a novel. And I’m sure I forgot some. Female fantasy artists include Iris Compiet and Elsa Kroese.

    • Paul Wiseall says:

      Vodka has Dutch roots? That’s amazing as I always assumed it was of Russian or Polish origin, I shall have to check this out… and sample some on the way. For, um… purely academic and experimental purposes of course…

      I’m back in your country in a month so I will definitely be checking out poffertles but might edge away from the McKroket…
      Last time I was in the Netherlands I was amazed with how popular Indonesian food is. One night four of us went out and I was the only one not to order satay sauce in one form or another.
      It’s like In England, we bloody love Indian food and you can never go far without finding a great Indian restaurant but I’m told most of the dishes have been ‘Englished’ and could never be found in India.

      I feel like an idiot about the geographical cock-up. I’ve literally just replied to the chap above too about this as I even checked where Amstelveen was on Google Maps and STILL I wrote North instead of South. I have no excuse other than I am an idiot.

      I was sent a list of Flemish names but I figured I would hold on to them for when I look at Belgium as I can’t not write something on the home of Tin-Tin and the Atomium – which is well worth a visit by the way 😀

      You’re right, some the illustrators were perhaps a bit outdated but I just found it fascinating that the work they have produced is known in every inch of the world and yet I couldn’t find anyone outside of The Netherlands who could tell me they were of Dutch origin. Just had a quick look at Pieck and he looks great, will definitely have a proper read later. Interestingly though, he’s from the exact same era as the other two.

      Huge thank you for the suggestions on the female fantasy writers. I should have come to you when I was writing this as I had huge problems finding any.
      Do you know off the top of your head if any of them have been translated in to English? I’ve just checked out a few of their blogs and it looks great. Kim ten Tusscher’s blog, for example, looks particularly interesting, especially with her work on fan films etc too.

      Thanks for the great comment!

  7. dakota says:

    How about Thea Beckman – Kruistocht in spijkerbroek (Crusade in Jeans, made into a movie in 2006)
    if timetravel is part of fantasy 🙂

    And just for the record, the Netherlands, consists of 12 provinces (two of which have ‘holland’ in their name – north and south holland, which together are named holland, but dont make up the whole country)

    • Paul Wiseall says:

      Awesome! I’ve just checked and it’s only £6 on Amazon so I’ll definitely include it on my next order 🙂

      I learnt very quickly from my Dutch friends not to refer to The Nederlands as Holland because of the provinces that’s why I chucked it in there towards the top of the article. It’s in orange though as an N.b. I didn’t actually know there were twelve provinces though.

      I’ll let you know how I get on with Crusade in Jeans. Cheers 😀

  8. Peter says:

    Keep in mind that Thea Beckman was a children’s author, though. If you want to include children’s books, you should surely mention Tonke Dragt, whose DE BRIEF VOOR DE KONING was chosen as the best children’s book of the latter half of the twentieth century, and which was also adapted into a movie, in 2008.

  9. Schlimazlnik lead me to this website. I loved the article about the Netherlands and it’s great to see my name mentioned in the comments. I want to ad that my first novel ‘Hydrhaga’ has been translated into english and that there is a possibility that it will apear as an english ebook. Unfortunately, ‘Hydrhaga’ is never published as an english paperbook version.

    (don’t be scared when you read this reply, I didn’t do the translation myselve.)

  10. […] The Netherlands The Caribbean The Philippines – Part One VN:F [1.9.17_1161]please wait…Rating: 10.0/10 (6 […]

  11. Branko Collin says:

    Dragt wrote other SF&F than The Letter for the King.

    Here’s a review of The Towers of February in English: http://www.letterenfonds.nl/nl/boek/619/de-torens-van-februari.

    I am not sure if most of her work can be characterized as fantasy, rather that the fantastical allowed her to explore themes she liked, which had mostly to do with reversal. Her first book was about twins that got into adventures because people kept mixing them up. The Towers of February is about traveling between parallel worlds. De Zevensprong (the name for a junction where seven roads meet) is a mystery that uses familiar fairy tale tropes (evil counts, treasure hunts) to evoke suspense. ISTR that this book too used either twins or alter egos.

    Another children’s books writer from the same period with a fantastical bent was Paul Biegel. I blogged about him here: http://www.tekstadventure.nl/branko/blog/2006/10/paul-biegel-died

Leave a Comment