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Offline JMack

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Re: RPG 2015: Getting Closer
« Reply #105 on: June 30, 2015, 12:29:45 PM »
Oggy remenbered Kingy's magic weather controlling diapers in her pocket and flourished them at the charging mob shouting "Faroes, Hebrides, Fastnet and St Albans!"
Suddenly........
It began to rain. And on a dry planet like Mars, a light sprinkle might create avalanches. But a sustained downpour will cause disruptions of Biblical proportions.

Biblical.

And 40 days later, while they were all sunning on the deck of the Ark and wondering when the damn dove would come fluttering back, the Reverend Doctor Chilly Gunschwinger cracked his knuckles, loosened his white clerical collar and pulled out the gun he got for his 21st birthday. Everyone jumped when the Texas-league-sized six shooter started roaring.

"Now hear this!" spake the Schwinger. "I've had enough of this relaxation shite. Yeah, we've all managed to eke out tans under this weak-ass sun - it only takes 56 hours of continual exposure - and we've all managed much better since we exiled JayMack down into the animal holds, but this is getting downright dull!

"So pack up your stuff, we're getting out of here."

"Yeah," started Henry, "But what about Cap?"

Out on the flood, the Captain was in a small boat chasing Captain Khan around in circles. They'd been doing it for some days now and cries of "Avast!" and "Blarney!" and "Crotch rot!" continued to reach the heroes' ears from time to time.

"We'll just have to grab him on the way out," said the fearless Texan Fantasian. He reached into a pocket and brought forth the Gleams.

"Boys? Do your stuff and get us back where we belong. We've got a temple to raid and a Goat to fry up for Sunday dinner."

A great portal opened beneath the Sudden Sea, and ship, heros, Khan and rubber ducky all swirled down into an intergalactic worm hole of Biblical proportions. Or at least, stellar ones.

They were headed home. And not a moment too soon. Because the Goat's minions had finally struck and all of Fantasia was reeling.
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Re: RPG 2015: Getting Closer
« Reply #106 on: June 30, 2015, 12:36:25 PM »
Here endeth the thread.
The story continues in: "Aktu vs. The Heroes: The Final Chapter"
Change, when it comes, will step lightly before it kicks like thunder. (GRMatthews)
You are being naive if you think that any sweet and light theme cannot be strangled and force fed it's own flesh. (Nora)
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