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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2015, 11:38:34 AM »
"And we do this by chopping off one of his horns?" said Henry.

"Exactly!" chirped Scarlet.

"Because that's so much easier," muttered the mound of charcoal formerly known as JayMack.
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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2015, 07:38:17 PM »
Waka had climbed up the goat demigod's side like a monkey, and proceeded to saw the horn off best he could. "Ooka ooka," he yelled for good measure, channeling his Chupacubran powers. "OOKA OOKA." Clouds gathered overhead and started to blot out Atku's face.

"No! Stop that!" He tried to wave the puffy white clouds away, but they were firmer than they looked.

"That's it, Waka," Henry said as he danced around more goat agents. How many redshirts and cannon fodder could there be in this scene?

But Waka was not preoccupied with the carnage below. No, he cared more about hanging on for dear life. Charlie had two left feet and couldn't tango.
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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2015, 08:22:07 PM »
Henry slashed across one of the sheep agents and blood sprayed across black Jaymack's pile of ash. It started to bubble in a red and black mess.
'Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?' Sang Henry merrily. Until Scarlet cleverly pointed out they were fighting goats, not sheep.
Now the black and red pile had bubbled up into a Jaymack shaped blob. He was returning.

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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #33 on: July 08, 2015, 11:33:07 AM »
Jimmy and Smug took another spin in the air around MegAtku and Godzthulhu. It was terrible watching Charlie trying to keep up with the enraged Goat. And there was Waka, hanging on to one of the Goat's horns for dear life.

"Come on, Smuggy!" sang the boy. "We've gotta help Waka." Jimmy took out a lasso that the Texas Gunschwinger had given him and threw a perfect loop around the horn. Unfortunately, he didn't notice that the loop was around Waka too. Smug flew as fast as possible away from the Goat and the rope pulled taught.

It was tough rope, and it slice through Waka like a knife through pudding. One half of him fell to the left, and the other to the right. Thankfully, the heat of the passage cauterized the wounds, and both halves landed near each other and began to have reunification discussions centered around political rights and budgets.

Now Smug pulled with all his dragonny might... and the horn... came... FREE!

Instantaneously, the Great Goat began to shrink. And as he did, and he returned to his cute avatar form, his remaining horn disappeared; and the evil effects of his naming also began to disappear.
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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #34 on: July 08, 2015, 11:55:41 AM »
And Atku shrunk and shrunk and shrunk...and shrunk and shrunk and shrunk some more. All the way until he was a sparkly pretty my little pony. The surplus matter fixed a large number of problems. Conveniently this included our heroes' heart's desires. For example, it started raining dragon diamonds. The captain got a bunch of exp and black Jaymack a sceptre, a crown and the pope that said he was king of all fantasia now. Oggy got a blue-ray of 'it's raining meatballs 3', Kassin smiled, which veritably was the creepiest thing ever and a made some puppies die.
There was a whole bunch of other stuff too.
Ponies and butterflies all around were rejoicing, neko girls, redshirts and sailors too. Oh what a happy day!

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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #35 on: July 08, 2015, 12:00:55 PM »
Scarlet removed a big tent from her bag and protected her body from the rough diamonds falling from the sky.

'That was really nice', she smiled, petting the goat. 'See, little cutey-pie, you'll have a much better life from now on, living with the king and doing good things to the world'

Jaymack turned quickly. 'Me? I have to keep the goat? Give it to the boy!'
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Re: RPG 2015: Atku vs. The Heroes -- The Final Chapter
« Reply #36 on: July 08, 2015, 04:34:41 PM »
And, well, it's best not to drag it out too long because, well, you know what happens next.

Atku was defeated that day, pretty underwhelming but gone. Horn in hand and Hat gone, he shrunk with the demigod and was captured right inside that kid. He commiserated with Charlie, and because of that, the two got a dancing gig as the court jester.

At the court of one fine Jaymack the Black Great. The heir had not been found in time and he being truly the vanguard of the realm, polls quickly showed that he would win the coveted title of The King of the North, along with his other mention of Emperor of All Fantasia and the Five Principalities or some shit. He took the septre and the crown notwithstanding, and ruled the lands like any Viking Nord would have it.

There were lots of parties. Vampires were not allowed.

Of course, Oggy was given a seat at court. She was declared the High Chef, quite close to the High Pope and all that nonsense, but at least the believers didn't starve under her reign. The crazy woman cooked and cooked and cooked until her heart was content with the fat bellies of the realm, and then she cooked some more. Smug came to visit every now and then what when he wasn't soaring overhead with Little Jimmy, now Big James the Best Dragonrider in all the land. (Jaymack was not so great with handing out titles.)

Bob was offered a seat at the Country's Prime Engineer, and of course he declined. He wanted to make toys, not war machines. JMack gave him a pension when the funds ran dry, but don't let our adorable gnome know that. He discovered space, let us remind you, and with that looked not to the woodshop table but the stars one fateful eve. We still haven't seen that gnome since. Maybe he went to live with his cousins.

AR Cane? Why, he knocked aside the Pope of Fantasia and claimed Velma the Velociraptor as the new religion. This sparked numerous wars and caused France to invade Belgium, but over time, it was worth it. No longer were dragons revered. No longer did poachers hunt along the Wild Blue Yonder in search of fine skin for their boots. No, they worshipped the ground those dinosaurs tread, and AR Cane finally found peace in his piece. He retired the staff shortly after.

Kassin and Justin did not tarry long after the Goat's Defeat. Shadow crystals in hand (plundered straight from the dying king's vault) they bounded from universe to universe, portal through portal, and began a life of great wonders. What that was, our tiny human minds cannot comprehend. Perhaps you can fill in the blanks.

Only thing I can truly remember is that they forgot Elena and her Jigglypuff. Another duo stranded in a land they knew not. JMack being a kind and benevolent leader granted them a tavern of their own, where they could stamp foreheads of all the people they sent to slumber. It was a nice gig, and despite the mediocre reviews, it soon bustled. After a few months, she began to search for a name. Naturally, she remembered all the good her few posts had been and settled on inscribing that Monkey/Badger Island memory into existence.

Thus began The King's Paws.

Speaking of taverns, we can't forget our illustrious Henry Dale. No, he didn't squandered his entire fortune on alcohol. He almost did, get it right. But with the thirty or so hidden back in that Badger Lass's cabin (when did dreams become reality? he often pondered), he was safe for the rest of his life. Tried to buy out Elena's shop a few times. Tried to buy out Jaymack's castle more than that. All offers were declined, and soon "the last heist" grew heavy in his heart. The Emperor of Fantasia though, seeing his languid friend drunk till midmorning, offered him a chance as an ambassador. Henry jumped at the chance to steal exotic wonders.

Waka did not steal much, though. Really, it's hard to say what he did afterward. He managed to stitch himself back together again and laughed at the sky, bellowing, "Humpty Dumpty is a bitch!" Then proceeded to chew on his own toenails. The crew left him, and he too left the crew. It was said that some explorers found him wandering around the woodlands outside the Evil Abyss of Nothingness, right at the End of the World as we knew it, but that was shrugged off as poppycock. He was sighted hanging upside down in a tree just days earlier, in the Queen's garden no less. He still fought off goats in the meantime, and suppressed a rebellion in 1127 AG. Another win for Velma, he cursed later on.

Nobody cares about Elfy's plight with the plot bunnies. RA and Raptori got trapped with them, too. Do I smell another adventure?

As for our intrepid trio? Doc, Scarlet, and the Cap? Well, let's just say they prefer their secrets, and don't want an ending just yet. Somebody wants to test out their new ninja skillz. ::)



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