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What's with the attraction my house has to big* spiders, eh? >:(

* not by australian standards...

Having spiders means you have a good house. Spiders don't live in shitty houses.

Also, to cheer you up: the amount of spiders you see are just a minor fraction of the total amount of creepy crawlies in your home \o/

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Port Quinta de la Rosa
« on: September 07, 2018, 01:13:07 PM »
Henry did not mind the fish. He had seen a lot of sushi on his misadventures and this was no different.
Some of the guys played a game, shooting rocks at the beast's uvula.
'10 points!' Henry crowed as the megalodon shuddered when a rock hit. He looked at the wooden doll they had fished out of the murky water earlier. 'Take that, Pinocchio!'

I have been getting so stressed lately.
Buying a house is a world of trouble.
Then I have a promotion exam at work coming up for which I have to study and I'm sick on top of that.

I will be so glad when the year is out. u.u

General Discussion / Re: Member birthday calendar
« on: August 27, 2018, 11:52:03 AM »
A late happy birthday @Lady Ty!

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Port Quinta de la Rosa
« on: August 27, 2018, 11:46:29 AM »
Henry got up, very sleepy still.
He got his toothbrush from his pocket and went up to the deck to brush his teeth.
The bustling on the deck did not deter him. Unfazed he flossed his teeth and spat the colourful goo overboard... right into the maw of a vengeful megalodon.
It roared and covered Henry in slime with bits of half-digested giant rat. Henry yawned.
'Someone has morning breath.'

The Bartender pulled Henry aside and shoved him back to the door. 'What kind of adventurer are you? Go get some weapon or something!'
Henry just looked at his toothbrush and raised it slowly in a battle stance.

'We need to keep the beast busy until the feathered king returns!' 1
He too was subsequently covered in slime.

1) The feathered king is an allusion to Jaymack's new attire.

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Port Quinta de la Rosa
« on: August 25, 2018, 08:48:36 AM »
Henry was dreaming.

A cat with a big watch told the time while someone was making waffles, garbling incantations.
"Abaruhkadabaruh... Leviosah... "
The waffle iron started screaming. Almost as if his friends were in trouble.

Henry murmured something in his sleep and turned on his other side. Meanwhile above him the racket continued.

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Port Quinta de la Rosa
« on: August 23, 2018, 11:59:41 AM »
Port Quinta de la Rosa's rooftops shone in the evening sun. Its red tiles creating a rosy haze that made the town fade into the azure nightly sky.

The gang boarded the festive coconut boat. It was a bit dingy and rather small for such a big troupe, rocking heavily in the briny water. Henry looked sick.

Scarlet made her way on board as well, with all her books and cakes. They had sprouted little feet and followed her like ducklings. She looked at the captain and despite the different looks she seemed to recognize this man. A man who once went by the name of...

I see them as two separate things. (and that is usually my stance for all book/movie series)
The movies are great as movies and the books are great as books.

Table Top & RPG Games / Periergía - a science fantasy tabletop rpg
« on: August 23, 2018, 08:54:15 AM »
Hey everyone  :)

The last couple of months I've been working on a tabletop rpg called Periergía. It's a system I crafted that has a great focus on theatre of the mind and I tried to make it very easy to get into.

People who are interested should definitely reply here or pm me  :D

Name: Periergía
Genre: Science Fantasy
Form: mostly theatre of the mind with some map crawl
Number crunch: light
Dice: single d20
Platform: Discord text (either direct or pbp format depending on time zones/availability)


I'm always open to GM for more players who either want to play together or who want to play single player campaigns.

At the moment I am open for subscriptions to my summer event as well.

You must mean a stationery cupboard?
We have a few at work here. They're intended to store stationery aka paper office supplies.

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: RPG 2018 Chit Chat and Nonsense thread
« on: August 22, 2018, 02:03:17 PM »
Off we go it seems. Forced out the door by Scarlet the wizard  :D

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Welcome to the RPG 2018
« on: August 22, 2018, 07:31:31 AM »
Henry the Jack scratched his hair.
'Ahh, there may be a little problem with that. Just a minor trifle really. At this very moment I have some tax employees trying to repossess the Kitty Yay mark II to pay my debts to the government. My friends, Conan and V are trying to hide most of my assets at this very moment. I'm not certain how successful they were however. If they were, I reckon the ship is now in Kooranga Kove, where the people walk upside down and have red hair.' He made a little drawing of a strange elongated rabbit in the southwest corner of the lake.

If Olfred could frown any deeper his eyebrows would have vanished into the floor. Such was the look of disapproval on the man's face. Clearly he believed Henry should simply turn himself in to the authorities and be done with it. Henry did not seem to do anything of the sort though. He was trying to get the attention of the bartender to order another drink.

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Welcome to the RPG 2018
« on: August 21, 2018, 03:54:14 PM »
Henry peered at the map, curious as ever.
'I think we oughta check out the beach bar at port Quinta de la rosa, guys. That coconut with an umbrella looks tempting.'
The bartender sighed. 'That's supposed to be a ship.'

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: RPG 2018 Chit Chat and Nonsense thread
« on: August 21, 2018, 10:31:37 AM »
Loving it all so far ^^
Everyone's different styles make for a lovely hodgepodge.
Wonder who will complete our motley gang...

RPG - Fantasy Faction Style / Re: Welcome to the RPG 2018
« on: August 20, 2018, 04:00:19 PM »
Henry the Jack was having the kind of day where, when people ask you 'how do you do' and you reply that nothing could be better, you actually mean the opposite.

The morning had started out quite well, with tea and a positively mismatched adventure along with his friends Conan, V and Mr. Whiskers. It had taken a turn for the bad when people from taxes tried to collect due payment for years and Henry was forced to flee the scene.

His friends had stayed behind to distract the good employees of state and now Henry, not quite paying attention where he ran as always, had made his way into the most unremarkable remarkable bar he had ever seen.

As he made his way forward for a drink, dodging some restless wizardly books along the way, he thought only one thing.
Burn my fries, I left the bathroom light on...

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