The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)

[Nighteyes]

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

[Raptori]

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

Looks to me like there are some flaws in its construction 

[Doctor_Chill]

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

Looks to me like there are some flaws in its construction 

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

It can be whatever it wants to be.

[Nighteyes]

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

Looks to me like there are some flaws in its construction 

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

It can be whatever it wants to be.

all the time trapped in the pyramid might cause fantasy faction to rotate 90  degrees and drop out of reality.

[Raptori]

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

Looks to me like there are some flaws in its construction 

It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?         Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg 

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!

It's not really a pyramid anymore?

It can be whatever it wants to be.

all the time trapped in the pyramid might cause fantasy faction to rotate 90  degrees and drop out of reality.

Seems legit.

[JMack]

We interrupt this obsession to bring you news from Key West, Florida where it's 75 Fahrenheit, breezy and beautiful.  Limoncello and sparkling white eine is on its way to the table, and it sounds like yellow grouper salad for lunch.

Pyramids are nice, but you can't eat one. Unless it's made of spam. 

[Raptori]

75 Fahrenheit

Americans... 

[Nighteyes]

75 Fahrenheit

Americans... 

I just assumed armageddon had begun and he was burning up.

[Raptori]

75 Fahrenheit

Americans... 

I just assumed armageddon had begun and he was burning up.

Yeah that seems like a more reasonable assumption. 

[JMack]

The Fahrenheit scale was the primary temperature standard for climatic, industrial and medical purposes in English-speaking countries until the 1960s. In the late 1960s and 1970s, the Celsius scale replaced Fahrenheit in almost all of those countries—with the notable exception of the United States—typically during their metrication process.

Something a little out of date, a little off-kilter, a little original?
Sounds like something Fantasy lovers should love! 

[Raptori]

The Fahrenheit scale was the primary temperature standard for climatic, industrial and medical purposes in English-speaking countries until the 1960s. In the late 1960s and 1970s, the Celsius scale replaced Fahrenheit in almost all of those countries—with the notable exception of the United States—typically during their metrication process.

Something a little out of date, a little off-kilter, a little original?
Sounds like something Fantasy lovers should love! 

Excuses, excuses 

[ScarletBea]

Pfffff!
Here's about 6 (C !!! like in all normal countries - although to be fair to you, J, weather presenters mention both systems when talking ), *extremely* strong winds and very strong and frequent showers this front better be moving quickly and tomorrow morning be nice again!

[Raptori]

6C would feel warm to me at the moment... It's just above freezing here, weather forecast says it'll snow tomorrow. Spring? What spring? 

[xiagan]

The only good thing about Fahrenheit ("Let's define 0° as the coldest temperature I felt this winter" -some German guy) is that this joke "You're cold? Go to the corner, it has 90°" works.

[Nighteyes]

Oh the legendary German sense of humour

Spoiler for a slightly offensive joke - don't look if you get offended by off colour jokes.

Spoiler for Hiden:

Nazi what you did there!