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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #600 on: March 28, 2015, 12:45:47 AM »
Anyone notice that @Elfy has gone past 5,000 posts?
And we're all arguing about worshipping @Gariath?
Misplaced, gentleherms, misplaced.  ;D
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #601 on: March 28, 2015, 02:38:44 AM »
An old, nearly-forgotten friend walks into the tavern, and, seeing that his usual spot at the bar is free, takes a seat. "Well gents," asks the friend. "What has happened since I was last here?"

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #602 on: March 28, 2015, 02:42:11 AM »
An old, nearly-forgotten friend walks into the tavern, and, seeing that his usual spot at the bar is free, takes a seat. "Well gents," asks the friend. "What has happened since I was last here?"

Cultists, Swedes, and a Monster Lover of sorts. The usual.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #603 on: March 28, 2015, 02:46:26 AM »
An old, nearly-forgotten friend walks into the tavern, and, seeing that his usual spot at the bar is free, takes a seat. "Well gents," asks the friend. "What has happened since I was last here?"

Cultists, Swedes, and a Monster Lover of sorts. The usual.

Ah, so nothing's changed then? ;D

Cultists, Swedes and Monter Lovers sound like fun though! Sorry to have missed them.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #604 on: March 28, 2015, 02:48:13 AM »
An old, nearly-forgotten friend walks into the tavern, and, seeing that his usual spot at the bar is free, takes a seat. "Well gents," asks the friend. "What has happened since I was last here?"

Cultists, Swedes, and a Monster Lover of sorts. The usual.

Ah, so nothing's changed then? ;D

Cultists, Swedes and Monter Lovers sound like fun though! Sorry to have missed them.

They're sorry to be missed. But eh, next round's on me. Tell me, how's adventurin' went?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #605 on: March 28, 2015, 03:19:43 AM »
An old, nearly-forgotten friend walks into the tavern, and, seeing that his usual spot at the bar is free, takes a seat. "Well gents," asks the friend. "What has happened since I was last here?"

Cultists, Swedes, and a Monster Lover of sorts. The usual.

Ah, so nothing's changed then? ;D

Cultists, Swedes and Monter Lovers sound like fun though! Sorry to have missed them.

They're sorry to be missed. But eh, next round's on me. Tell me, how's adventurin' went?

You know, I'm sure. Some bad, some good and all that. Nothing to really complain about, and plenty to be grateful for.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #606 on: March 28, 2015, 09:38:37 AM »
Welcome back, @Charlemagne.  Looking at the post history seems that I started with F-F sort of right after you started your break. Coincidence?  ;)  ;D
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« Reply #607 on: March 28, 2015, 10:54:12 AM »
Welcome back, Charlemagne.  Looking at the post history seems that I started with F-F sort of right after you started your break. Coincidence?  ;) ;D
There is no such thing as coincidence...  :o
Everything I wrote above is pure conjecture. I don't know what I'm talking about.

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« Reply #608 on: March 28, 2015, 10:57:28 AM »
Welcome back, Charlemagne.  Looking at the post history seems that I started with F-F sort of right after you started your break. Coincidence?  ;) ;D
There is no such thing as coincidence...  :o
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« Reply #609 on: March 28, 2015, 11:04:45 AM »
Welcome back, Charlemagne.  Looking at the post history seems that I started with F-F sort of right after you started your break. Coincidence?  ;) ;D
There is no such thing as coincidence...  :o
Are you a wisdomous turtle?  :o


I am, at times, slow like a turtle. Does that count? But I don't think wisdom is really my thing. :)
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #610 on: March 28, 2015, 01:39:06 PM »
F-F will soon implode! Charlie and Jmacyk can't exist in the same spacetime location *scared*
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« Reply #611 on: March 28, 2015, 01:52:42 PM »
F-F will soon implode! Charlie and Jmacyk can't exist in the same spacetime location *scared*
Run!!!
Sounds like fun.  ;) ;D
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« Reply #612 on: March 28, 2015, 04:10:40 PM »
F-F will soon implode! Charlie and Jmacyk can't exist in the same spacetime location *scared*
Run!!!
Sounds like fun.  ;) ;D

Yeah! Let's test this theory; see what happens!
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« Reply #613 on: March 28, 2015, 04:21:27 PM »
F-F will soon implode! Charlie and Jmacyk can't exist in the same spacetime location *scared*
Run!!!
Sounds like fun.  ;) ;D

Yeah! Let's test this theory; see what happens!

Coincidence nobody has posted for a while after this?
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« Reply #614 on: March 28, 2015, 06:13:28 PM »
There sat a familiar face at the bar.
A rather disheveled, though obviously rich, man with a rapier in his belt. Xiagan remembered a time, when he had held his nose higher than anyone had thought possible, when his voice had been thick with contempt and self-righteousness. When he had wanted the biggest cabin, and a comfy bed. Privacy and no disturbance. On a ship. This times were gone.
"Hello Charlie", he said. sitting down on the bar stool next to him.
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