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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #285 on: October 30, 2012, 09:08:07 PM »
I need a little drum roll to all my awful gags I think. 
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #286 on: October 30, 2012, 09:09:04 PM »
I need a little drum roll to all my awful gags I think.

Gag, indeed.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #287 on: October 30, 2012, 09:18:07 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #288 on: October 30, 2012, 09:18:58 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #289 on: October 30, 2012, 09:19:41 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #290 on: October 30, 2012, 09:21:48 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #291 on: October 30, 2012, 09:22:51 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #292 on: October 30, 2012, 09:31:31 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #293 on: October 30, 2012, 09:32:17 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #294 on: October 30, 2012, 09:33:29 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #295 on: October 30, 2012, 09:37:16 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #296 on: October 30, 2012, 09:47:05 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #297 on: October 30, 2012, 09:50:58 PM »
Alright, someone whould cut JohnRock off and make sure he doesnt get near the darts.

What's to drink tonight? (nothing with squirrel or rabbit please).
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #298 on: October 30, 2012, 09:53:20 PM »
Right, enough with the fluffing pyramid. Don't make me break out my mod voice.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #299 on: October 30, 2012, 09:57:24 PM »
Alright, someone whould cut JohnRock off and make sure he doesnt get near the darts.

What's to drink tonight? (nothing with squirrel or rabbit please).

Wait, we have darts?  ;D

(also, I know you probably mean nothing by it,  but it's JonRock...John is my father, and I tend to dislike things linking me to my father.  Long story)