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Offline JonRock411

Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #270 on: October 30, 2012, 08:34:43 PM »
Suddenly the door slams open, and a tall figure wearing a horned helmet stands in the doorway. 
"Right, I am recruiting for my viking raiding party, who wants to sail out for adventure?"

I think we're gonna need more details.  Like who we'd be raiding, how much sea-travel is involved, and which of us get to wear horns on our helmets.

Oh, and it can't take too long.  I've got episodes of Downton to catch up on tonight.

Realistically none of us would wear horns on our helmets.   Plus they're kind of useless unless you plan to gore your opponents to death like a bull.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well there is, but shush.

Personally, I'm more of a 17th - 18th century pirate type of guy, but I'd be a viking, why not.  It couldn't hurt

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #271 on: October 30, 2012, 08:36:15 PM »
I think the viking is passed out at the bar.  Farah is using his helmet to cook a soup.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #272 on: October 30, 2012, 08:39:52 PM »
I think the viking is passed out at the bar.  Farah is using his helmet to cook a soup.

Is it potato?  I like potato soup.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #273 on: October 30, 2012, 08:40:51 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #274 on: October 30, 2012, 08:44:01 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

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« Reply #275 on: October 30, 2012, 08:47:24 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?
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« Reply #276 on: October 30, 2012, 08:50:41 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #277 on: October 30, 2012, 08:52:02 PM »
I have had pumpkin soup before.  Farah is very happy about Halloween, I gave her a pearl necklace.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #278 on: October 30, 2012, 08:57:58 PM »
I have had pumpkin soup before.  Farah is very happy about Halloween, I gave her a pearl necklace.

If I have to have a swear jar, can Hound have a smut jar? Filthy fluffer.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #279 on: October 30, 2012, 08:58:50 PM »
I have had pumpkin soup before.  Farah is very happy about Halloween, I gave her a pearl necklace.

If I have to have a swear jar, can Hound have a smut jar? Filthy fluffer.

What?  I am a generous man. I've been out diving and collecting pearls from oyster shells.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #280 on: October 30, 2012, 08:59:22 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #281 on: October 30, 2012, 09:00:04 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.
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Offline JonRock411

Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #282 on: October 30, 2012, 09:01:58 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.   

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #283 on: October 30, 2012, 09:03:49 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

Just leave some nuts outside, you can get a squirrel at anytime of the year.  Farah won't cook rabbits, she says she's half rabbit, not in appearance but how she acts if you get my drift...
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #284 on: October 30, 2012, 09:05:57 PM »
You know I think I'm going to mentally add "Good night, everybody"  to the hound's posts.