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« Reply #240 on: October 29, 2012, 10:42:24 PM »
Deep fried mars bars.
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« Reply #241 on: October 29, 2012, 10:43:15 PM »
Deep fried mars bars.

those are tourist traps.

though surprisingly good when you're totally wankered.
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« Reply #242 on: October 29, 2012, 10:43:54 PM »
The average life expectancy in Scotland is 48 years old.
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« Reply #243 on: October 29, 2012, 10:44:31 PM »
Deep fried mars bars.

those are tourist traps.

though surprisingly good when you're totally wankered.

Language please! *Uncovers Jian's ears.*
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« Reply #244 on: October 29, 2012, 10:45:06 PM »
The average life expectancy in Scotland is 48 years old.

my Nana was 104, so screw you and your rubbish statistics.
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« Reply #245 on: October 29, 2012, 10:46:08 PM »
*Points Lor towards the swear jar*
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« Reply #246 on: October 29, 2012, 10:46:32 PM »
The average life expectancy in Scotland is 48 years old.

my Nana was 104, so screw you and your rubbish statistics.

She lived in a cottage outside the village and treated the sick and acted as a midwife when needed.  She wasn't your typical Scot. 
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« Reply #247 on: October 29, 2012, 10:47:19 PM »
Deep fried mars bars.

those are tourist traps.

though surprisingly good when you're totally wankered.

Language please! *Uncovers Jian's ears.*

of all people to tell me off for being uncouth...

*puts 50p in the swear jar*

also my Nana wasn't a witch, shoosh you.
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« Reply #248 on: October 29, 2012, 10:48:21 PM »


Are you sure?  Idlewinder said she used to ride in the minds of hedgehogs.
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« Reply #249 on: October 29, 2012, 10:49:21 PM »
[img]http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/swear-jar.jpg

Are you sure?  Idlewinder said she used to ride in the minds of hedgehogs.

And when did he tell you that exactly? We're from the same clan, he wouldn't slamtalk my Nana.
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« Reply #250 on: October 29, 2012, 10:50:11 PM »
[img]http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/swear-jar.jpg

Are you sure?  Idlewinder said she used to ride in the minds of hedgehogs.

And when did he tell you that exactly? We're from the same clan, he wouldn't slamtalk my Nana.

That's not slamtalking! Someone clearly has not been reading her Pratchett.
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« Reply #251 on: October 29, 2012, 10:51:30 PM »
[img]http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/swear-jar.jpg

Are you sure?  Idlewinder said she used to ride in the minds of hedgehogs.

And when did he tell you that exactly? We're from the same clan, he wouldn't slamtalk my Nana.

That's not slamtalking! Someone clearly has not been reading her Pratchett.

I am not related to Granny Weatherwax.
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« Reply #252 on: October 29, 2012, 10:53:24 PM »
[img]http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/swear-jar.jpg

Are you sure?  Idlewinder said she used to ride in the minds of hedgehogs.

And when did he tell you that exactly? We're from the same clan, he wouldn't slamtalk my Nana.

That's not slamtalking! Someone clearly has not been reading her Pratchett.

I am not related to Granny Weatherwax.

Oh. :( I would love to be related to Granny Weatherwax.

Suddenly the door slams open, and a tall figure wearing a horned helmet stands in the doorway. 
"Right, I am recruiting for my viking raiding party, who wants to sail out for adventure?"
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« Reply #253 on: October 29, 2012, 10:55:17 PM »
....Dad? What the fluff are you doing here?

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« Reply #254 on: October 29, 2012, 10:55:45 PM »
Wait! When did the the pirate rpg invade the pub?
I will expand your TBR pile.

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