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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2012, 11:25:55 PM »
And whoever left the log in the toilet, please flush in future. 

Anyone fancy playing with the giant jenga set in the corner?

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« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2012, 11:31:12 PM »
But it looks so nice and peaceful like that all made up, like a sculpture.
I will expand your TBR pile.

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« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2012, 11:33:15 PM »
Jenga you say? Off to go get the wood glue and electrical tape.
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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2012, 11:34:36 PM »
Errol!


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« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2012, 11:35:37 PM »
Jenga you say? Off to go get the wood glue and electrical tape.

Cheat!! :D

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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2012, 02:03:12 AM »
What's all the hubbub?

Ale, please. Something sweet, preferably.
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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2012, 02:31:12 AM »
If you have to wear one, wear the 2nd one, in the mean time, I'm backing away, moving slowly over to the other side of the bar. Maybe simonster has room at his table. :P
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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2012, 03:02:28 AM »
This seems to be utter insanity, but then again most things are and I heard alcohol.    Anyway the clear answer to your predicament CHill is to wear both shirts at the same time.   Also an eyepatch...and a bandolier..and weird stubble that never grows into a full beard yet you never shave away.   

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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2012, 03:04:40 AM »
If someone's taking a drink order, I'll have one of those "nice red ones" thanks!!

And I'm unhappy to report that the future is very windy and overcast at the moment - and it started out so nice!
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Re: The Tavern
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2012, 03:12:06 AM »
This seems to be utter insanity, but then again most things are and I heard alcohol.    Anyway the clear answer to your predicament CHill is to wear both shirts at the same time.   Also an eyepatch...and a bandolier..and weird stubble that never grows into a full beard yet you never shave away.   

You don't know what utter insanity is. Go read the pirate rpg question thread. That is utter insanity. And I like your idea. But how did you know of my facial hair condition? (wink smilie)
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« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2012, 03:14:18 AM »
This seems to be utter insanity, but then again most things are and I heard alcohol.    Anyway the clear answer to your predicament CHill is to wear both shirts at the same time.   Also an eyepatch...and a bandolier..and weird stubble that never grows into a full beard yet you never shave away.   

You don't know what utter insanity is. Go read the pirate rpg question thread. That is utter insanity. And I like your idea. But how did you know of my facial hair condition? (wink smilie)

Lucky guess that does not at all involve an army of spy satellites.   Nope, no spy satellites here.   

Wait did I hear pirate?

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« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2012, 03:20:28 AM »
Disregard what I said. It is madness. It will fry your brain. Don't do it man. Just say NO.
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« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2012, 03:24:29 AM »
This seems to be utter insanity, but then again most things are and I heard alcohol.    Anyway the clear answer to your predicament CHill is to wear both shirts at the same time.   Also an eyepatch...and a bandolier..and weird stubble that never grows into a full beard yet you never shave away.   

You don't know what utter insanity is. Go read the pirate rpg question thread. That is utter insanity. And I like your idea. But how did you know of my facial hair condition? (wink smilie)
You also need to add a sombrero to that ensemble.
I will expand your TBR pile.

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« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2012, 03:29:04 AM »
This seems to be utter insanity, but then again most things are and I heard alcohol.    Anyway the clear answer to your predicament CHill is to wear both shirts at the same time.   Also an eyepatch...and a bandolier..and weird stubble that never grows into a full beard yet you never shave away.   

You don't know what utter insanity is. Go read the pirate rpg question thread. That is utter insanity. And I like your idea. But how did you know of my facial hair condition? (wink smilie)
You also need to add a sombrero to that ensemble.
But its Wwindy tomorrow, it might blow away. And this is Chill, it would be a 10 gallon cowboy hat.
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