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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11250 on: November 13, 2018, 09:00:18 PM »
Oh wow :o
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11251 on: November 13, 2018, 09:41:59 PM »
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That is the most amazing thing I've seen in a long time!
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11252 on: November 13, 2018, 10:18:43 PM »
Chocolate Amazon Warrior

That is the most amazing thing I've seen in a long time!

Yes, wow.
I was going to say “double wow” but I figured that would just lack class.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11253 on: November 14, 2018, 12:04:38 AM »
Chocolate Amazon Warrior

That is the most amazing thing I've seen in a long time!

Yes, wow.
I was going to say “double wow” but I figured that would just lack class.

@ScarletBea There's no topping xia's delicious chocolate amazon woman, but maybe you can admire her while sitting on this 250kg chocolate couch:



while wearing these chocolate shoes...


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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11254 on: November 14, 2018, 08:11:14 AM »
 ;D ;D
I'm a gal of simple pleasures, so even if all that chocolate was just broken bits I'd still love it and eat it - while I definitely can't even begin to nibble the woman :-[ maybe the arrows ;)

I'm going to visit my parents and friends on Saturday, for a week, so at the very least I'll be able to sleep more and eat 'bad' things ;)
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11255 on: November 14, 2018, 08:29:11 AM »
I hope you have cold feet like most women, otherwise the shoes would just melt off.  ;)
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11256 on: November 14, 2018, 09:22:21 AM »
I'm going to visit my parents and friends on Saturday, for a week, so at the very least I'll be able to sleep more and eat 'bad' things ;)
Have a nice trip!  :)


... have cold feet like most women...
I didn't know that was a thing.
My feet are almost always cold. Does this mean that... I'm part woman?  :o
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11257 on: November 14, 2018, 09:25:35 AM »
;D ;D
I'm a gal of simple pleasures, so even if all that chocolate was just broken bits I'd still love it and eat it - while I definitely can't even begin to nibble the woman :-[ maybe the arrows ;)

I'm going to visit my parents and friends on Saturday, for a week, so at the very least I'll be able to sleep more and eat 'bad' things ;)

I don't think I could bring myself to damage that sculpture.

Have fun on Saturday.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11258 on: November 14, 2018, 12:30:15 PM »
;D ;D
I'm a gal of simple pleasures, so even if all that chocolate was just broken bits I'd still love it and eat it - while I definitely can't even begin to nibble the woman :-[ maybe the arrows ;)

I'm going to visit my parents and friends on Saturday, for a week, so at the very least I'll be able to sleep more and eat 'bad' things ;)

Have fun Bea.  :D Eat lots!

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11259 on: November 15, 2018, 12:18:58 PM »
I'd love some heavy drink from the Paws today. Got hit by a pretty sobering news, and still kinda shocked by it all. 

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11260 on: November 15, 2018, 01:10:54 PM »
I'd love some heavy drink from the Paws today. Got hit by a pretty sobering news, and still kinda shocked by it all.

I'm sorry to hear that, whatever the issue is.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11261 on: November 15, 2018, 09:32:27 PM »
I'd love some heavy drink from the Paws today. Got hit by a pretty sobering news, and still kinda shocked by it all.

Sorry to hear that. Whisky is on me. Anything we can do to help? (even if helping is just posting distracting memes and sending hugs)
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11262 on: November 15, 2018, 10:55:53 PM »
I'd love some heavy drink from the Paws today. Got hit by a pretty sobering news, and still kinda shocked by it all.
here, too. Lots of care getting sent your way.
In terms of heavy, we do have some Montmorrisey in the back if Hadrian and Royce haven’t drunk it all down.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11263 on: November 16, 2018, 11:14:58 AM »
I'd love some heavy drink from the Paws today. Got hit by a pretty sobering news, and still kinda shocked by it all.

Sorry to hear that. Whisky is on me. Anything we can do to help? (even if helping is just posting distracting memes and sending hugs)

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #11264 on: November 16, 2018, 11:56:44 AM »
Memes and hugs are the soul food of my life, hahah. Thank you guys! It's great to see that I have so many amazing friends here. I'm so glad to have stumbled on to this forum and meet you all.  :D
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