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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9735 on: August 18, 2017, 07:51:44 AM »
Was it in here that I saw this posted?

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
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" Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly."
" Your eyes turn bright orange and then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings for an hour."

If I had number one, I'd send the extra body to work now and I'd go back to sleep ::)
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9736 on: August 18, 2017, 07:52:49 AM »
Was it in here that I saw this posted?

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
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" Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly."
" Your eyes turn bright orange and then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings for an hour."

If I had number one, I'd send the extra body to work now and I'd go back to sleep ::)
Or the extra body is dominant and sends you to work instead while it has all the fun...

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9737 on: August 18, 2017, 07:56:55 AM »
Was it in here that I saw this posted?

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
;D
" Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly."
" Your eyes turn bright orange and then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings for an hour."

If I had number one, I'd send the extra body to work now and I'd go back to sleep ::)
Or the extra body is dominant and sends you to work instead while it has all the fun...
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No! I'm the master (mistress). Me, ONLY ME! No, stop.. stop, I'm staying home, I'm... *door closes in face*
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9738 on: August 18, 2017, 09:57:08 AM »
Was it in here that I saw this posted?

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
;D
" Your entire body grows an identical one right next to it repeatedly."
" Your eyes turn bright orange and then you grow a pair of tiny useless faerie wings for an hour."

If I had number one, I'd send the extra body to work now and I'd go back to sleep ::)
Or the extra body is dominant and sends you to work instead while it has all the fun...
:o
No! I'm the master (mistress). Me, ONLY ME! No, stop.. stop, I'm staying home, I'm... *door closes in face*

" A tornado strikes and then you turn into a bear."

Yeah that sounds about right.  Every morning in my office.

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9739 on: August 18, 2017, 10:05:11 AM »
 "Your left hand turns silver and throbs in pain, then you become a teenager."

So I'm the reverse-handed Jaime Lannister now? I'm already a teenager, though.

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9740 on: August 18, 2017, 05:31:04 PM »
Funny, my hand only started throbbing with pain after becoming a teenager...

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9741 on: August 20, 2017, 04:22:53 AM »
 There is a faint breeze and then you have an incredible orgasm permanently.

Whah? That would hurt after a while!

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9742 on: August 20, 2017, 11:33:36 AM »
I read the post above and had to remember we're playing with the Random Magic Effect Generator ::) ;D

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9743 on: August 21, 2017, 12:17:24 AM »
I've started actually working on my autism book. I'll probably need to have an actual completed manuscript before I can really get down to business with donors, but I'm starting to worry about length. This was always intended as a little booklet thing, but I'm about 2000 words in and I'm wondering just how many examples, explanations and bits of advice I can come up with.

I envisioned around 10.000 words, but that it starting to seem hopelessly optimistic.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9744 on: August 21, 2017, 01:03:12 PM »
I read the post above and had to remember we're playing with the Random Magic Effect Generator ::) ;D

I'm lazy today. No running...

I jumped to the last page of the thread and was very confused.

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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9745 on: August 21, 2017, 08:40:23 PM »
Well, I'm off to this semester's first get-together; a pub quiz at a restaurant meant to among other things welcome the new students. I've felt myself withdraw a bit lately, but I'm hoping I can enjoy myself a bit.
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9746 on: August 21, 2017, 09:07:31 PM »
Well, I'm off to this semester's first get-together; a pub quiz at a restaurant meant to among other things welcome the new students. I've felt myself withdraw a bit lately, but I'm hoping I can enjoy myself a bit.
Especially because you're now a veteran, no longer the newbie ;D
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9748 on: August 22, 2017, 08:13:57 PM »
I'll call it Eclichemtrailibur! And whoever pulls it from the sky will be the king of the flat earth!
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Re: The King's Paws (with one holding a bottle of Peri Peri sauce.)
« Reply #9749 on: August 22, 2017, 08:31:56 PM »
That. Is. Awesome.
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