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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #615 on: March 28, 2015, 10:09:16 PM »
F-F will soon implode! Charlie and Jmacyk can't exist in the same spacetime location *scared*
Run!!!
Why not? I exist in the future.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #616 on: March 28, 2015, 10:32:13 PM »
There sat a familiar face at the bar.
A rather disheveled, though obviously rich, man with a rapier in his belt. Xiagan remembered a time, when he had held his nose higher than anyone had thought possible, when his voice had been thick with contempt and self-righteousness. When he had wanted the biggest cabin, and a comfy bed. Privacy and no disturbance. On a ship. This times were gone.
"Hello Charlie", he said. sitting down on the bar stool next to him.

Awwwwww I miss the days of the RPG. Too bad the one me and Chill tried to set up over the summer didn't work out too well. Still though, nothing can beat the epitome of wackiness that was the Pirates RPG. :)

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #617 on: March 29, 2015, 12:20:24 AM »
There sat a familiar face at the bar.
A rather disheveled, though obviously rich, man with a rapier in his belt. Xiagan remembered a time, when he had held his nose higher than anyone had thought possible, when his voice had been thick with contempt and self-righteousness. When he had wanted the biggest cabin, and a comfy bed. Privacy and no disturbance. On a ship. This times were gone.
"Hello Charlie", he said. sitting down on the bar stool next to him.

Awwwwww I miss the days of the RPG. Too bad the one me and Chill tried to set up over the summer didn't work out too well. Still though, nothing can beat the epitome of wackiness that was the Pirates RPG. :)

I sit next to Charlie, but an unpleasant odour hits my nose. "Oh no. You don't think the Kings Paws is a poop deck now?"
"I have been told by many that this bar is a 'toilet.'"
"Do we need to have that chat again about figures of speech, Charlie?"
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #618 on: March 29, 2015, 12:40:25 AM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #619 on: March 29, 2015, 12:54:34 AM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #620 on: March 29, 2015, 07:14:31 AM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg  :o
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #621 on: March 29, 2015, 11:50:07 AM »
I exist in the future.
1 hour less in the future today ;D
(or did you also move into summer time?)

I threw down my gauntlets today and gave up on my usual exercise. I'm having a 100% lazy day today (minus some house cleaning that I *really* must do)

omfg  :o
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #622 on: March 29, 2015, 12:17:29 PM »
Now that I've seen the truly amazing OMFG pyramid, my mind expands.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #623 on: March 29, 2015, 12:21:19 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg  :o

How high can we build?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #624 on: March 29, 2015, 12:24:44 PM »
As high as you come before a moderator bans you for misconduct. ;)
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #625 on: March 29, 2015, 12:25:17 PM »
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #626 on: March 29, 2015, 12:26:24 PM »
As high as you come before a moderator bans you for misconduct. ;)
Ooops :-[
I got tempted, but then deleted after the Master spoke ;D
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #627 on: March 29, 2015, 12:29:53 PM »
Now I'm wondering how the last pyramid ended. Was it maybe Jared with a threat including his ban hammer?

Sorry Bea, I didn't plan on intimidating anybody besides Gariath whom I know is unintimidatable (if that word exists).  ;D
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #628 on: March 29, 2015, 12:43:01 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg  :o

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #629 on: March 29, 2015, 05:27:04 PM »
It's pumpkin soup, Farah likes the holidays.

Why would you make soup out of fruit?  :o       Soup is supposed to be meat, cheese, meat, meat, meat, potatoes and meat.

Cheese... in soup?

Of course.    Potato cheese soup.

I second this.

You'd probably add a squirrel or two.

No, no...you use rabbits.  Squirrels are a spring animal.

What? I just saw some squirrels jumping across the treetops outside not five minutes ago.

And I saw rabbits in the spring,  your point is?

We use squirrels in the dumplings.

Ah, not a big dumpling fan.

More for me, considering the pyramid is finished.

The pyramid will never be done

You want to bet? I say there is a limit.

What pyramid?

THE pyramid.

I don't get it

Shall we bring back the pyramid?

I like the sound of that.

omfg  :o

How high can we build?

Just try and stop me!

Yeehaw!
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