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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #300 on: October 30, 2012, 10:04:45 PM »
Right, enough with the fluffing pyramid. Don't make me break out my mod voice.

What harm can a pyramid do? Apart from slowing down time and if it gets too big making fantasy faction leave this dimension and be locked in a weird dimensional body of its own.  But apart from that ...
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« Reply #301 on: October 30, 2012, 10:06:22 PM »
Alright, someone whould cut JohnRock off and make sure he doesnt get near the darts.

What's to drink tonight? (nothing with squirrel or rabbit please).

Wait, we have darts?  ;D

(also, I know you probably mean nothing by it,  but it's JonRock...John is my father, and I tend to dislike things linking me to my father.  Long story)

No darts for you. If you cant see the pyramid, I dont want you flinging sharp objects  ;D

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« Reply #302 on: October 30, 2012, 10:10:41 PM »
If there is no pyramid, where will The Aliens land?  :'(

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« Reply #303 on: October 30, 2012, 10:11:56 PM »
If there is no pyramid, where will The Aliens land?  :'(

Where will predators send their young to duel the aliens as a rite of passage?  Think of the predator children!
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #304 on: October 30, 2012, 10:19:43 PM »
Alright, someone whould cut JohnRock off and make sure he doesnt get near the darts.

What's to drink tonight? (nothing with squirrel or rabbit please).

Wait, we have darts?  ;D

(also, I know you probably mean nothing by it,  but it's JonRock...John is my father, and I tend to dislike things linking me to my father.  Long story)

No darts for you. If you cant see the pyramid, I dont want you flinging sharp objects  ;D

*Sorry about the name ... I'll try to get it right :)

Wait...

Is the pyramid the quote thing?  I thought it was more of a depression.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #305 on: October 30, 2012, 10:22:00 PM »
Right, enough with the fluffing pyramid. Don't make me break out my mod voice.

What harm can a pyramid do? Apart from slowing down time and if it gets too big making fantasy faction leave this dimension and be locked in a weird dimensional body of its own.  But apart from that ...

You keep out of this, you are just out to cause me trouble.

And it appears we need a bouncer. *swings Mjolnir* Behave! 
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #306 on: October 30, 2012, 10:25:03 PM »
Alright, someone whould cut JohnRock off and make sure he doesnt get near the darts.

What's to drink tonight? (nothing with squirrel or rabbit please).

Wait, we have darts?  ;D

(also, I know you probably mean nothing by it,  but it's JonRock...John is my father, and I tend to dislike things linking me to my father.  Long story)

No darts for you. If you cant see the pyramid, I dont want you flinging sharp objects  ;D

*Sorry about the name ... I'll try to get it right :)

Wait...

Is the pyramid the quote thing?  I thought it was more of a depression.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #307 on: October 30, 2012, 10:28:11 PM »
If there is no pyramid, where will The Aliens land?  :'(

Where will predators send their young to duel the aliens as a rite of passage?  Think of the predator children!

Yes, and by duel, do you mean fighting for control (by way of a swift kick or two) of the many scattered crystal skulls that abound in said pyramids? To deny them this would be truly criminal!

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« Reply #308 on: October 31, 2012, 09:27:49 AM »

Deep fried mars bars.

those are tourist traps.
I love deep fried snickers. Yummy. Maybe after the lasagne?

I am not related to Granny Weatherwax.
There's still Granny Aching, who was definitely not a witch.

Wait! When did the the pirate rpg invade the pub?
Exactly what I thought. Déjà vu!

Just leave some nuts outside, you can get a squirrel at anytime of the year.  Farah won't cook rabbits, she says she's half rabbit, not in appearance but how she acts if you get my drift...
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« Reply #309 on: October 31, 2012, 10:01:55 AM »
So in things I didn't know until now....it's not Idlewinder.   :-\

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« Reply #310 on: October 31, 2012, 10:03:07 AM »
So in things I didn't know until now....it's not Idlewinder.   :-\

 :-\ <sighs>
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« Reply #311 on: October 31, 2012, 10:11:42 AM »
So in things I didn't know until now....it's not Idlewinder.   :-\

 :-\ <sighs>
Maybe your avatar should display something like this, to make it more clear.  ;D
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« Reply #312 on: October 31, 2012, 10:42:45 AM »
And it would make it easier for me to recognize him when he changes his avatar again! I like it!  ;D
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #313 on: October 31, 2012, 10:05:51 PM »
RIGHT, PAY ATTENTION EVERYONE!

The Management have decided Hound is useless at organising entertainment, and we're fed up of seeing just him and his mates sitting in the corner every night.

So, we are having an Open Mic Night.

That's right, everyone, anyone, old-timer or newcomer, can have the floor, as long as they tell us an interesting, exciting and fun story that has happened to them in the last year.

I'll start.

I am 23, and I have my first ever broken bone. I got stomped on at the Muse concert last week. It was amazing! To be in a crowd that size, when they are all into the band just as much as you are, there to have as much fun as you are, and sing along just as loud as you do really makes live concerts a thing of beauty.

I also got a hi-five from Matt Bellamy :D

Next!
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #314 on: October 31, 2012, 10:13:54 PM »
Hey! I thought I was doing a pretty good job of working on the entertainment. Had the ping pong table set up and everything.

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