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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #255 on: October 29, 2012, 10:56:29 PM »
Wait! When did the the pirate rpg invade the pub?

You muppet! It's not the pirates, it's the vikings! :P
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« Reply #256 on: October 29, 2012, 11:01:39 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

If I head down to Texas, do I have to eat lead?

Only if you misbehave.
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« Reply #257 on: October 29, 2012, 11:02:52 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

If I head down to Texas, do I have to eat lead?

Only if you misbehave.

If you go to Willy Wonka's house you have to eat chocolate.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #258 on: October 29, 2012, 11:04:03 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

If I head down to Texas, do I have to eat lead?

Only if you misbehave.

If you go to Willy Wonka's house you have to eat chocolate.

Give me a map so I can show the viking too.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #259 on: October 29, 2012, 11:05:44 PM »
the viking? I think you'll find he is THE viking, actually.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #260 on: October 29, 2012, 11:12:16 PM »
Apparently knowing Hound is rubbing off on me, and I'm making double entendres at every opportunity. I apologise to everyone.
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« Reply #261 on: October 29, 2012, 11:28:34 PM »
Let me amaze you,
Let me bemuse you,
Let me be Frank,
And outright misuse you.

Welcome to life,
Welcome to me,
Welcome to everything,
That you'll never see.

Sit back and drink,
Sit back and thaw,
'Where are we,' you ask?
Why, it's the King's Paws!



Erm...yeah.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #262 on: October 30, 2012, 12:15:07 AM »
....Dad? What the fluff are you doing here?



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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #263 on: October 30, 2012, 12:28:53 AM »
Let me amaze you,
Let me bemuse you,
Let me be Frank,
And outright misuse you.

Welcome to life,
Welcome to me,
Welcome to everything,
That you'll never see.

Sit back and drink,
Sit back and thaw,
'Where are we,' you ask?
Why, it's the King's Paws!



Erm...yeah.

BOOO.

*shoots minestril*

Any other suggestions for entertainment, preferably ones that don't require cl*nges Hound?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #264 on: October 30, 2012, 02:06:24 AM »
Chill, ya bugger!

I was only promoting the tavern! This place is busy now, but you obviously haven't noticed the serious flux in tavern related income over the last few years. So many pubs have closed down because of this. So, so many.

I blame the badgers.
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« Reply #265 on: October 30, 2012, 02:11:21 AM »
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I blame communism.

Anyway, update on the ranch. No varmits have been spotted for some time, so I decided to install this new fancy security system that shoots trespassers when they cross the border. 'Bout to hit the hay with my bottle o' tequila. Try not to burn the place down, y'all.

Oh, and the security came with this sign.

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« Reply #266 on: October 30, 2012, 02:14:33 AM »
Hang this one up, too, buddy.

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« Reply #267 on: October 30, 2012, 02:16:12 AM »
Already ahead of ya. ;)
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #268 on: October 30, 2012, 04:07:48 AM »
Wait! When did the the pirate rpg invade the pub?

You muppet! It's not the pirates, it's the vikings! :P
Vikings are a type of pirate.
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« Reply #269 on: October 30, 2012, 09:57:24 AM »
Suddenly the door slams open, and a tall figure wearing a horned helmet stands in the doorway. 
"Right, I am recruiting for my viking raiding party, who wants to sail out for adventure?"

I think we're gonna need more details.  Like who we'd be raiding, how much sea-travel is involved, and which of us get to wear horns on our helmets.

Oh, and it can't take too long.  I've got episodes of Downton to catch up on tonight.