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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #225 on: October 29, 2012, 10:19:20 PM »
Twitter craziness relocate here please:

Things we have learned: Francis Knight loves a good sexist gag, Elfy loves Summer Glau, Shep wishes he was a pirate, Arry is working on extending her knowledge of British colloquialisms, Windy has been thinking hard all afternoon about Farah.

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Pfft. Can't even speak proper pirate.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #226 on: October 29, 2012, 10:21:38 PM »


Things we have learned: Francis Knight loves a good sexist gag,

Only the right sort of sexist gag. Which is usually too rude for these forums. I tend to default to smut....

PS: I am now rewatching the Worm That Turned, curse you! Take away men's trousers and what do they have left? Two lumps and a sponge finger...



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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #227 on: October 29, 2012, 10:22:54 PM »
Been watching In the Thick Of It - I want to be Malcolm Tucker.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #228 on: October 29, 2012, 10:23:43 PM »
Wonder how long it will take him to acknowledge me? I'm just going to crack out the sake in the meantime.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #229 on: October 29, 2012, 10:25:45 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #230 on: October 29, 2012, 10:26:40 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

You'll have to try it at least once. that and black pudding. Idlewilder will back me up.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #231 on: October 29, 2012, 10:29:35 PM »
There's spaghetti and meatballs on the menu here tonight.  £3 for a plate and a pint, bargain!

Veggie option?

Veggie lasagne sound good? I am open to suggestions if not.

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I'm glad not to have to go elsewhere for food, what with the rumours of werebadgers in the area.
Great! Now xiagan and I can eat as well :)


Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

You'll have to try it at least once. that and black pudding. Idlewilder will back me up.
Fluff! Now I can never head to Scotland! ;)
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #232 on: October 29, 2012, 10:29:49 PM »
Haggis is damned fine food. Be a sin if you don't try it.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #233 on: October 29, 2012, 10:30:25 PM »
There's spaghetti and meatballs on the menu here tonight.  £3 for a plate and a pint, bargain!

Veggie option?

Veggie lasagne sound good? I am open to suggestions if not.

Thumbs up!
I'm glad not to have to go elsewhere for food, what with the rumours of werebadgers in the area.
Great! Now xiagan can eat as well :)


Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

You'll have to try it at least once. that and black pudding. Idlewilder will back me up.
Fluff! Now I can never head to Scotland! ;)

you can get veggie haggis. I have just never heard of veggie black pudding.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #234 on: October 29, 2012, 10:30:59 PM »
Gotta love some Black Pudding. With brown sauce. Mmmmmm

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #235 on: October 29, 2012, 10:32:00 PM »
I have just never heard of veggie black pudding.

That has to be the definition of oxymoron.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #236 on: October 29, 2012, 10:32:19 PM »
Bacon butties with brown sauce for breakfast, yes?
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #237 on: October 29, 2012, 10:33:49 PM »
Bacon butties with brown sauce for breakfast, yes?
Hell yes.

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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #238 on: October 29, 2012, 10:41:19 PM »
There was a good gag on Red Dwarf the other night about something being smaller than the salad bar in a Scottish restaurant.
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Re: The King's Paws
« Reply #239 on: October 29, 2012, 10:42:05 PM »
Hey Lor, if I head up to Scotland, will I have to eat haggis?

If I head down to Texas, do I have to eat lead?
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