I don't know what I just read, but wow. There's a story about a rogue AI that gains access to the Fantasy-Faction forums in here somewhere.
These posts actually remind me of one of my favorite races in Star Control II (an old videogame) - the Orz. On the surface, the Orz appeared to be pleasant, chirpy bird creatures, but you got hints throughout that there was something far more sinister going on behind the scenes, including psychic manipulation and the Orz you saw being just the tip of some far more monstrous and otherworldly psychic being from another dimension.
ANYWAY! Your translation program worked for translating most alien conversations, but it couldn't quite grasp the Orz language, so there were frequently random phrases inserted into the dialogue that were rough and possibly incorrect translations. For instance, the Orz would frequently use the term <* Happy Camper * > in dialogue, even when it wasn't clear what they were talking about.
This post reminds me of that, with the insertion of *rascal pig* and other randomness.