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If you were made into a homunculus today...
« on: October 17, 2017, 06:18:37 AM »
...which one would you be?

I'm not sure if I'd be Lust, Gluttony or Sloth. Given my nature prolly a combo of all 3. Lusgluloth
« Last Edit: October 17, 2017, 09:17:41 AM by Bradley Darewood »

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Re: If you were made into a homonculus today...
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2017, 08:02:31 AM »
Do you mean which one of the 7 Dwarves we'd be?
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Re: If you were made into a homonculus today...
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2017, 09:16:46 AM »
Ugggghhh, @tebakutis and @m3mnoch @Henry Dale  I need some back up here!
I'm just assuming you guys know what a homunculus is...


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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2017, 09:55:38 AM »
Bradley, I always thought a homunculus was a devil spawn, evil tiny human made in a laboratory by necromancers or alchemists. But I'll be Sloth any day.  ;)

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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2017, 10:02:24 AM »
I think me too ;D
(sloth, that is...)
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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2017, 10:06:27 AM »
Spoiler for Hiden:
So the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood version of homunculi are a bit more badass than the 16th century stuff, but equally creepy (their source was a bit like a creature in a bottle, but it pulled what it believed to be 7 imperfections from itself to create the 7 dwarves I'm referring to...)  FMA was rated the second best anime of all time by myanimelist, but obvi it's really the best.  But that sloth is really cute!




















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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2017, 11:22:12 AM »
So the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood version of homunculi are a bit more badass than the 16th century stuff, but equally creepy (their source was a bit like a creature in a bottle, but it pulled what it believed to be 7 imperfections from itself to create the 7 dwarves I'm referring to...)  FMA was rated the second best anime of all time by myanimelist, but obvi it's really the best.  But that sloth is really cute!





















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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2017, 01:58:01 PM »
I can't help you as I'm still at volume 12 of the series.

But I think Sloth would be fitting, though I don't know exactly why...
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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2017, 02:57:48 PM »
Hmmm, I'm probably Pride  ???

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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2017, 03:10:03 PM »
Probably Sloth, seeing as how easy it is for me to get distracted from a task. Though I also tend to get unreasonably angry about things.
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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2017, 03:21:18 PM »
Huh. I thought it was known that I'm one of the biggest manga/anime nerd in this forum, but guess not.
I wouldn't spoil people with all the details of the himunculus, especially not "father", but since it's out, I have to say, is not be any of them.. I'd be a homunculus like in the Hellboy universe. Less guilt ridden, a bit more disturbing though.
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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2017, 03:27:47 PM »
So the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood version of homunculi are a bit more badass than the 16th century stuff, but equally creepy (their source was a bit like a creature in a bottle, but it pulled what it believed to be 7 imperfections from itself to create the 7 dwarves I'm referring to...)  FMA was rated the second best anime of all time by myanimelist, but obvi it's really the best.  But that sloth is really cute!

I do love Fullmetal, and it belongs near the top, but not at the top.
While Fullmetal is is pretty great, it pales into insignificance when put up against "Princess Tutu."


First off the main character is a duck transformed into a girl who transforms into a ballerina to battle enemies to epic fantasy classical music themes.

"Princess Tutu," is twee with twee sauce set in a Fairy tale village. Glimpses of a grimdark scenario show through the holes in the setting. Behind that grimdark setting is an even worse grimdark setting. Throughout the series it is hard to tell who is a good guy and who is horrible. Except of course for Princess Tutu. She is all good.

Just don't watch it dubbed. Great anime dubbed is a sin.

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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2017, 05:02:48 PM »
Sloth. My sin is definitly sloth. Does not need much thought.  ;D
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Re: If you were made into a homonculus today...
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2017, 05:09:08 PM »
Ugggghhh, @tebakutis and @m3mnoch @Henry Dale  I need some back up here!
I'm just assuming you guys know what a homunculus is...



um.  sorry.

i'm a d&d nerd, so this is my version of a homunculus:
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/homunculus.htm

so i fo' sho' wouldn't want to be one.

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Re: If you were made into a homunculus today...
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2017, 05:21:46 PM »
Shit, I only now realized that the image used for Greed might actually be some big spoiler. Damn you, Bradley!
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