Worst Fantasy Book Cover... Ever?

[Yora]

This is about horror, but still about book covers that absolutely tell you nothing about their content.

[Bender]

Just starting this. Probably one of worst covers. It all blends in like a background radio noise and that neon blue font is plain horrible. Even on closer look, it's straight out of the initial Wolf games!

Hopefully the book is better than the cover!

[Skip]

Looks like a screen cap of a bad verion of Minecraft. And what is that stick? A practice sword?  You've a good candidate here.

[ScarletBea]

It's awful! Where did you find it? I can't believe you're going to read it...

[DrNefario]

Superficially, it reminds me of Something Coming Through by Paul McAuley. I'm not sure I know how to do an image while I'm on the iPad, but the colours are similar. (Although there seems to be a black version of the McAuley cover, too.)

[cupiscent]

Wow! That really is terrible.

[Neveesandeh]

I think something like that could actually work if a bit more thought was put into it.

[Bender]

And what is that stick? A practice sword?

The main weapon for the hero in the book is called Naginata. I googled it up and it looks like a polearm and nothing like the cover. 

[isos81]

And what is that stick? A practice sword?

The main weapon for the hero in the book is called Naginata. I googled it up and it looks like a polearm and nothing like the cover. 

How is the book?

Edit: Just saw your review on another post

[ScarletBea]

I saw this on Peat's blog and I remembered this thread.
Has it been posted here already?

[Henry Dale]

Why are you posting this in worst cover thread bea? That's amazing!

[Peat]

Why are you posting this in worst cover thread bea? That's amazing!

It's both best and worst.

[Elfy]

I saw this on Peat's blog and I remembered this thread.
Has it been posted here already?

That was the cover on the version I first read. At the age of about 8 or 9 that cover looked pretty cool.

[J.R. Darewood]

I saw this on Peat's blog and I remembered this thread.
Has it been posted here already?

That was the cover on the version I first read. At the age of about 8 or 9 that cover looked pretty cool.

What i got out of this is that more birds should wear yoga pants

[S. K. Inkslinger]

I saw this on Peat's blog and I remembered this thread.
Has it been posted here already?

That was the cover on the version I first read. At the age of about 8 or 9 that cover looked pretty cool.

What i got out of this is that more birds should wear yoga pants

Oh god what is that? Man-bird strikes again!