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Offline Quill

Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #120 on: July 11, 2016, 10:13:05 PM »
The Never-ending Story:

It does actually end.

alternatively:

Ironic author name, right?
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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #121 on: July 12, 2016, 01:53:54 PM »
The Skull Throne, Peter v Brett:

That's never the ending?!?!?

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #122 on: July 16, 2016, 12:20:22 PM »
The Battle Of The Five Armies movie (Hobbit part iii)

What The F**K, Jackson

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #123 on: July 16, 2016, 02:26:54 PM »
Rivers of London - River Goddesses Are Hot

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #124 on: November 06, 2016, 10:10:29 PM »
Prince, King, and Emperor of Thrones:  Yes, please. More please.
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Lord of the Rings: Too awesome four words.
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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #125 on: November 17, 2016, 07:56:39 PM »
Just finished this book so..

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #126 on: November 17, 2016, 08:19:47 PM »
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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #127 on: December 22, 2016, 05:39:31 AM »
A Song of Ice and Fire: Stabby, swearing, sexy, dying

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #128 on: December 22, 2016, 02:43:36 PM »
The Dresden Files. I got captured again.

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #129 on: April 17, 2018, 09:55:59 PM »
Deep Blue Sea (film) - shark sandwich

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #130 on: August 23, 2018, 10:45:51 AM »
Lord of the Rings: Orders Pipe on Amazon
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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #131 on: July 12, 2019, 11:59:30 AM »
Malazan:
  • Most badass characters ever
  • Write more Steven Eriksson
  • First in Last Out

GoT Season 8:
  • She is my queen
  • I don't want it
  • Benioff and Weiss suck
« Last Edit: July 12, 2019, 12:05:19 PM by isos81 »
Kallor shrugged. 'I've walked this land when the T'lan Imass were but children. I've commanded armies a hundred thousand strong. I've spread the fire of my wrath across entire continents, and sat alone upon tall thrones. Do you grasp the meaning of this?'

'Yes' said Caladan Brood. 'You never learn'

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #132 on: August 16, 2019, 08:30:08 AM »
Malazan:
  • Most badass characters ever
  • Write more Steven Eriksson
  • First in Last Out

GoT Season 8:
  • She is my queen
  • I don't want it
  • Benioff and Weiss suck

The GOT season 8 got me chuckling. I'd also add-
That's Night King's death?
Why Bran the Broken?
Shame of an ending

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Re: 4-Word Reviews
« Reply #133 on: August 16, 2019, 08:35:03 AM »
Malazan:
  • Most badass characters ever
  • Write more Steven Eriksson
  • First in Last Out

GoT Season 8:
  • She is my queen
  • I don't want it
  • Benioff and Weiss suck

The GOT season 8 got me chuckling. I'd also add-
That's Night King's death?
Why Bran the Broken?
Shame of an ending
This might go as well:

Who has better story?
Really? Literally, everyone else  ;D
Kallor shrugged. 'I've walked this land when the T'lan Imass were but children. I've commanded armies a hundred thousand strong. I've spread the fire of my wrath across entire continents, and sat alone upon tall thrones. Do you grasp the meaning of this?'

'Yes' said Caladan Brood. 'You never learn'