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Offline Elspeth Cooper

Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2012, 05:05:28 PM »
To be strictly accurate, the island in question resembles a vulva, rather than a vagina, but don't let that get in the way of the debate. For the record, I can't stop myself wondering if the Oath Rod requires batteries . . . :o
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Offline jwest

Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2012, 05:31:27 AM »
I think I've cracked a rib, and I'm pretty sure I frightened my dog with my hysterical laughter. I'm gonna have to take a break from this thread for awhile to recover :)
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Offline Bahl

Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2012, 07:36:43 AM »
Quote from: Elspeth Cooper on February 06, 2012, 05:05:28 PM
To be strictly accurate, the island in question resembles a vulva, rather than a vagina, but don't let that get in the way of the debate. For the record, I can't stop myself wondering if the Oath Rod requires batteries . . . :o

Well done, that's the best thing I've read about all this.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2016, 07:57:09 AM »
Lol interesting thread which needs to be seen by more people

Weirdest thing I've read since I been here.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2016, 09:20:13 AM »
I am basically in awe of this entire thread and am not sure whether I'd prefer it to be true or not.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2016, 02:04:02 PM »
Anyone taken a look at map of ile de la cite lately? There are certain simalarities. Now certain authors you would just say 'of course it is' Jordan would be a 'maybe'.

One of the more thought provoking threads raised from the depths of time.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2016, 10:22:38 PM »
I can't stop looking at that map of Tar Valon now...
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Offline Blackthorn

Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2016, 11:59:11 PM »
I only vaguely see it if I squint and turn my head to a 26.324 degree angle
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Offline ultamentkiller

Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2016, 02:11:03 AM »
Wow. Just... Wow. I haven't started reading this series yet. Now I'm going to be looking for symbolism.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #39 on: April 30, 2016, 11:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Blackthorn on April 21, 2016, 11:59:11 PM
I only vaguely see it if I squint and turn my head to a 26.324 degree angle

It looks EXACTLY like a vagina to me. 
But then again everything looks like a vagina to me.
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2016, 10:41:59 AM »
Just waiting for the cock and balls city to turn up. Looking at you Joe Abercrombie.

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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2016, 12:26:44 PM »
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Just waiting for the cock and balls city to turn up. Looking at you Joe Abercrombie.

From memory there is a tower on the hill above that casts its shadow over Tar Valon. Is that close enough?
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2017, 11:39:50 AM »
So this topic keeps popping up as the only "Related Topic" to the thread where my WIP is being worked on over in the secret Writing Group area. Every time I read the reviews of the latest chapter my eyes look down and I see "Is Tar Valon a Vagina?" and suddenly I'm entranced by the mystery once again....
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Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2017, 11:56:00 AM »
If it is, I really don't want to know what some of the features of this map represent biologically.

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Offline night_wrtr

Re: Is Tar Valon a vagina?
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2017, 12:33:01 PM »
wow this thread  ;D
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