July 18, 2019, 12:22:37 PM

Author Topic: If you could say ONE THING to a character you love/hate, what would you say??  (Read 10413 times)

Offline Mark Lawrence

Dear Harry Potter, Voldemort is your real father.

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Dear Harry Potter, Voldemort is your real father.

Hahaha!! I just chuckled so loud I made the receptionist jump.
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Offline Jaedia

Dear Sansa,

Don't trust the Lannisters. Or.. anybody pretty for that matter. Just to be on the safe side.

Offline Danielle Angeli

After re-reading A Storm of Swords, I have decided on my own response...

Dear A Song of Ice and Fire Characters,
Please, SOMEONE kill Cersei.
It needs to be done.

Sincerely,
A Tyrion fan
"Make them laugh; make them cry; make them wait" - Charles Dickens

Offline Jeni

Dear Montag,

When the radiation sickness stops you feeling so smug and self-righteous,  think of me.

Best wishes,

Karma

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Don't read below if you've yet to read the entire Night Angel Trilogy.
Spoiler for Hiden:
Dear Kylar,

At least you got a new girl after the death of the love of your life?

Sincerely,
Your biggest fan

Dear Durzo,

It's really annoying how it's taken you so long to get together with Momma K. Taken years, man...


Just in case, don't read the spoiler below either if you've yet to finish Dance. It's not really a spoiler, but... yeah.
Spoiler for Hiden:

Dear Jon,

You're cool, but you really should've listened to Melissandre. Just saying.

Sincerely,
Your coolest fan

Ah, this is a really great topic.
Oh, I have a blog. http://dullboredom.wordpress.com/

Check it out, if you've got the time. Much appreciated.

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Offline jefGoelz

To Generic Fantasy Character:
Next time you are bored, don't do something incredibly stupid just to cause some drama/action/death of hordes of innocents.
cheers,
Jeff

Offline Funky Scarecrow

Oi! Richard Rahl! Put a sock in it, son. There's a good lad.
I am NOT short. I'm further away than I look.

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Dear Frankenstein,

A monster is for life, not just for Christmas,

Yours Faithfully
The Real Powers That Be

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According to some,* heroic deaths are admirable things

* Generally those who don't have to do it.Politicians and writers spring to mind

Jonathan Stroud:Ptolmy's Gate

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Dear Gavin,
You really, really need lots and lots of hugs. I'm soooo sorry!

Dear Myron,
Can you become President or something? I know you're into religion more than politics, but I think you could find the perfect balance.
Sincerely,
America.

Dear Glokta,
Happy Birthday! I'm bringing you to the 21st Century on this lovely planet called Earth. We have tons of medical devices for you. You will feel a lot better by the time we're through. We promise.
Respectfully,
Doctors

Dear Jon Snow,
You're my hero! Keep being awesome! Oh, and the whole world knows who your parents are. If you want to find out, come to my house.

Dear Ramsay
You know the best part about the saying, "Winter is coming?" It also applies to your death. And it will be the North that destroys you.
With Hate,
Ghost

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Dear Frodo:

As for the book, come on! You won the day. You get to go spend eternity with the elves!  Cheer up, dude.

As to the movie, this jumping on the bed with the other hobbit boys? Not cool. Kind of dorky. Stop. Please.
Change, when it comes, will step lightly before it kicks like thunder. (GRMatthews)
You are being naive if you think that any sweet and light theme cannot be strangled and force fed it's own flesh. (Nora)
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Dear Jorg,
Can we chat?

Dear Althea,
I'll keep you strong.

Dear Sebastian,
Let's exchange woe love stories.

Dear Miss Temple,
Would you like to meet me for afternoon tea... and dinner... and dancing...?
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Just die already. Please...
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