Well, I had to throw my hands up in the face of quantitative dactylic hexametre. It's really hard to pull off in English (at least for a non-native).
I spent a few hours trying to decipher it. Managed to only write two and a half lines and even they weren't correct.
So, I'm sitting this one out. But if I ever have the time, I think I'll try to write the poem just for fun (and to show that I'm not poetically challenged).