I more worried about the spread of Goat fever. There seems to be an awful lot of goat related stuff in people's profile summaries. Perhaps we need to hire a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra to have a cull?
I mean, @Atku can't win if he's lying bloodless and drained in a Puertorican field now can he?
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That is soooo sad, don't start Grimdarking Atku.

OMGG If we follow up on Nora's suggestion of contest subject being other members you and your ghastly Chupacabra's better watch out
@wakarimasen 
Even my dragons wouldn't bloodsuck, that's only for common vamps

I love having jokes on this forum and the goats and wolves and hounds and of course dragons are wonderful. Not going to enter into the no of subs discussion, that's for mods and writers to decide. I'll just read and enjoy.